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Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends
Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends
BATON ROUGE, LA — Sources close to Max Calderfield, the Healthiest Man Alive, say that the wonder of nature has maintained a sound mind and body ...
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Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends https://t.co/K0GeTFumwB
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Embarrassed Baal Admits He Actually Was Relieving Himself During Altar Duel With Elijah
Embarrassed Baal Admits He Actually Was Relieving Himself During Altar Duel With Elijah
MOUNT CARMEL — As the prophets of Baal were being executed at the brook of Kishon, a sheepish Baal finally arrived on Mount Carmel, hours after t...
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Embarrassed Baal Admits He Actually Was Relieving Himself During Altar Duel With Elijah https://t.co/tSYcaiCylL
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Man Crestfallen To Learn Smash Bros. Skills 'Not Really Much Of A Factor' During Job Interviews
Man Crestfallen To Learn Smash Bros. Skills 'Not Really Much Of A Factor' During Job Interviews
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Local man Jason Malone was disappointed to learn that his impressive Super Smash Bros skills have not really been considered du...
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Man Crestfallen To Learn Smash Bros. Skills 'Not Really Much Of A Factor' During Job Interviews https://t.co/JLmDsozIwB
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Kamala's Team Releases New Campaign Slogan: 'We Decline Your Request For An Interview'
Kamala's Team Releases New Campaign Slogan: 'We Decline Your Request For An Interview'
WASHINGTON, DC — Kamala Harris's team released a powerful new slogan this week that encapsulates the candidate's bold vision for her ca...
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Kamala's Team Releases New Campaign Slogan: 'We Decline Your Request For An Interview' https://t.co/rp03fSggYr
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After Fox Interview, Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available
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Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available
U.S. — With the reality setting in of her devastating defeat, Kamala Harris called up McDonald's to see if she could by chance have her old ...
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After Fox Interview, Kamala Calls McDonald's To Ask If Her Old Job Still Available https://t.co/4Tr52y40TZ
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Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius
Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius
U.S. — In an effort to make up for serving incredibly lousy coffee, Starbucks has rolled out a new plan to heat all drinks to one million degrees...
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Starbucks Makes Up For Coffee Being Crappy By Heating It To One Million Degrees Celsius https://t.co/9b5HytkIYZ
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Study Confirms 9 Out Of 10 Serial Killers Were Made To Wear Matching Pajamas For Childhood Family Photos
Study Confirms 9 Out Of 10 Serial Killers Were Made To Wear Matching Pajamas For Childhood Family Photos
U.S. — In surprising results following years of extensive research, a new study confirmed that an astonishing 9 out of 10 serial killers were mad...
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Study Confirms 9 Out Of 10 Serial Killers Were Made To Wear Matching Pajamas For Childhood Family Photos https://t.co/usl6gyjjAY
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Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD
Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD
ATLANTA, GA — Continuing her push to bolster support among minority voters, Vice President Kamala Harris appealed to black voters by offering eac...
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Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD https://t.co/8P69lSqRVW
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