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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Should You Get A Tradwife? Pros And Cons

Many on social media these days are talking about the trend of "Tradwives", a totally new concept where women marry, have kids, take care o...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time Off Request Denied By McDonald’s Manager

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former President Trump has been forced to cancel all of his rallies for the next two weeks after his request to take time off ...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

9 Signs Trump Is Obviously Going To Win The Election

9 Signs Trump Is Obviously Going To Win The Election

As Election Day continues to draw nigh, the entire country is waiting for the answer to one simple question: who's gonna be the next president...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to her testy interview last night, presidential candidate Kamala Harris has stepped forward to accuse Fox News of...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Trump Promises To Bring Back The Good Happy Meal Toys

Trump Promises To Bring Back The Good Happy Meal Toys

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Minutes into working his first shift, President Trump has vowed to bring back all of the super cool Happy Meal toys that McDon...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Venezuelan Gang Wiped Out After Attempting To Take Over Buc-ee's

Venezuelan Gang Wiped Out After Attempting To Take Over Buc-ee's

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — A large Venezuelan gang was completely wiped out this week after trying to take over a local Buc-ee's location.

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Trump Campaign Raises Millions Overnight With New Donation Ask: 'How Much Would You Pay To Not Have To Listen To Kamala Talk The Next 4 Years?'

DETROIT, MI — Sources within the fundraising wing of the Trump campaign report that they recently raised several million dollars in fewer than 12...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD

ATLANTA, GA — Continuing her push to bolster support among minority voters, Vice President Kamala Harris appealed to black voters by offering eac...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

‘You’re At The Wrong Church,’ Responds Joel Osteen To Man Proclaiming ‘Jesus Is Lord!’

HOUSTON, TX — Eyewitnesses at Lakewood Church reported that a congregant who shouted "Jesus is Lord" during a morning service was quickly...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Polls Show Democrats Have Slight Lead In Early Vote-Rigging

Polls Show Democrats Have Slight Lead In Early Vote-Rigging

U.S. — Early voting polls from swing states like Pennsylvania and Michigan indicated that Democrats are clinging to a slight lead in early vote-r...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

British Police Arrest Praying Mantis For Public Prayer

British Police Arrest Praying Mantis For Public Prayer

LONDON — British police continued to uphold law and order in the United Kingdom by arresting a praying mantis for disturbing the peace with publi...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

A Bad Sign? Barron Trump Just Tamed A Sandworm

A Bad Sign? Barron Trump Just Tamed A Sandworm

WEST PALM BEACH, FL — Multiple unnerved sources recently confirmed a potentially worrisome bit of news: Barron Trump has apparently tamed a sandw...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

NASA Baffled At How Elon Managed To Succeed Without As Many Gay Non-Binary Muslim Dwarfs Of Color As They Have

HOUSTON, TX — As the world still celebrated the astonishing accomplishment of SpaceX catching its returning Starship, NASA officials were baffled...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

We're Not So Different: 10 Things Catholics And Protestants Actually Agree On

There have (apparently) been some pretty heated disagreements between Catholics and Protestants over the years. However, these two opposing camps o...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Report: Go To Church You Heathen

WORLD—According to a breaking news report, you should go to church, you insolent heathen. The report, released this morning, which is Sunday,...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Democrats Wondering If It's Too Late To Go Back To Joe Biden

Democrats Wondering If It's Too Late To Go Back To Joe Biden

U.S. — After watching Kamala self-immolate on national television, Democrats have begun wondering if it's too late to just go back to Joe Bi...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Researchers Discover Miracle Cure For Hangovers Called 'Not Drinking Copious Amounts Of Alcohol'

ROCHESTER, MN — Researchers at the Mayo Clinic have discovered a miracle cure for hangovers they're calling "Just Don't Drink A Gal...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

9 Things Trump Could Do To Guarantee Victory In November

9 Things Trump Could Do To Guarantee Victory In November

As Election Day gets ever closer, the entire country is sitting on the edge of its collective seat. Who will win? Will Trump do his classic dance o...

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The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

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