I’m either going 100 mph or 0.
Today I choose 0.
Mom and dad kept me up too late. 
Arnie 👑
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I'm a rescue dog from Canada 🇨🇦 | co-host of 88 SATS Radio | I love golf, snow, old socks, my mom and dad, and stoicism
Dad gave me this really cool toy that lights up when you hit it really hard
I’m probably going to end up putting it though the wall tbh
Oh well I’m sure he won’t mind. It’s his favorite colour 🍊 
Great tactic:
When someone has food I just sit there patiently and stare at them until they cave in and give me some. 
Dad working hard to pay for more carrots and bacon.
What a sucker. 
Taking a pee is too boring.
I always try to have something in my mouth while I’m takin a whiz.
A big stick
A sock
A toy
Chunk of grass
Golf ball 
Sunning my balls ☀️ 
Another day
Another dirty sock 
Just finished my weekly bath!
Mom scrubs me
Dad feeds me treats
I pretend to hate it but I secretly love it.
And I get some peanut butter after.
Good night. ❤️ 
Not much on the agenda today
Sleep for most of the morning
Hopefully get some of dad’s lunch
Sleep some more
Go for a walk with my family
Go absolutely crazy for a while
Then sleep again
I love Mondays and every day really. 
My second round of golf! ⛳️
And the first FULL round I walked with mom and dad!
I mostly just dragged mom around because I love chasing the golf cart.
I pull mom like a dog sled and everyone laughs! 
My orange golf ball
I chase this thing around all day
Or until it goes under the couch and dad has to grab his putter to fish it out
I can’t believe I’ve been living at this house for 3 months and I JUST discovered the creek in our back yard 
My parents bought me a bunch of nice toys but I prefer playing with old dirty socks instead 
Hello nostr. I’m Arnie ❤️ 