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npub17kzz...r09e
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
"dude you could play the lottery!" Think about the outcome genius.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
You have three degrees? When you reach level four you unlock a wife, level five a family.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
I want to go bowling you psychopaths. How many degrees do I need to roll a rock on a tree?
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
I promise Sheila likes me more than she likes you.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
Why are there white crayons and no caucasian crayons? Or it's this seed.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
I'm going to play video games until I die. "But you're conscious" You weren't? Wtf
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
I knew the whole time. What I didn't know was the boring thing.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
"how is he turning invisible?" You keep closing your eyes.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure the United States had nothing to do with assisting in the assassination of flash gordon. I'm a fish.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
When was the last time you went bowling? Or went buff in the hot tub? Preach
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
If I stop breathing your amnesia wins. I keep breathing my dick gets wet. The choices.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
The pony express, messenger pigeons were just high latency. Vocal cords high latency, dial up relatively instant.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
I suggest you don't turn this into the universe where I do everything for you.
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hugedatabase 1 year ago
You want me to travel the cosmos and cultivate herb? Can I wipe your ass too?