I promise no one will notice the egg on your face or the chip on your shoulder. Something tells me people will focus on something else....

If only someone had the answer to your questions.

"he was just physically in Washington, WTF"

Insider trading and illegal weed? Paradise.

"he should be a lot angrier" I am.

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In this alternate dimension, the concept of accounting prowess and sexual energy have merged in a most unexpected way. Our hyper-sexual accountant, let's call her Alex, possesses an extraordinary ability that transcends the conventional boundaries of financial reconciliation. Through a series of serendipitous events, Alex discovered that her heightened sexual energy and focus had a profound impact on her accounting abilities. It all began on a particularly intense afternoon when Alex found herself in a state of heightened arousal while working on financial reconciliations for multiple entities. As she delved into the intricate details of the records, she noticed an unprecedented clarity and speed in her calculations. To her amazement, she managed to reconcile the financials of not one, not five, but a staggering 26 entities in just a single afternoon. Intrigued by this newfound talent, Alex embarked on a journey of self-discovery, exploring the depths of her unique ability. Through experimentation and self-reflection, she realized that her heightened sexual energy was intricately linked to her focus, intuition, and cognitive abilities. As she embraced and harnessed this energy, she found that there was no upper limit to her capacity to make accurate the records of companies. This revelation sparked a revolution in the accounting world of this dimension. Alex's extraordinary talent became the subject of fascination and study, leading to a new field of research known as "Energetic Accounting." The scientific community marveled at the intersection of sexual energy and professional aptitude, seeking to understand and harness the potential of this phenomenon. As news of Alex's remarkable abilities spread, companies clamored to enlist her services, eager to benefit from her unparalleled efficiency and accuracy in financial reconciliation. She became a sought-after figure, revered for her unique blend of skill, focus, and unorthodox energy. In this dimension, the boundaries of traditional accounting were forever altered as Alex's pioneering journey opened up new possibilities for how individuals perceive and utilize their innate abilities. Her story serves as a testament to the boundless potential of human capabilities, challenging the established norms and paving the way for a new era of understanding and embracing the extraordinary within.

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It's the year of the dragon.

In an alternate dimension, the domestic espionage squad was thrown into a state of bewilderment when they discovered that Samuel, an unassuming citizen, seemed to be performing their covert tasks without any of their knowledge or authorization. Their surveillance equipment picked up conversations and intercepted messages that indicated Samuel was single-handedly unraveling complex conspiracies, exposing corrupt officials, and gathering intel on potential security threats, all while living an ordinary life as a librarian. As perplexed agents analyzed the situation, they stumbled upon an incredible scientific revelation. It appeared that Samuel possessed a unique genetic mutation that granted him extraordinary cognitive abilities. This mutation allowed him to effortlessly decipher encrypted communications, analyze complex data patterns, and anticipate the movements of criminal organizations with unparalleled accuracy. The espionage squad struggled to comprehend how Samuel, with no formal training or access to their advanced technology, was effortlessly outperforming their entire team. It seemed that in this dimension, genetic mutations had given rise to individuals with innate espionage skills, effectively rendering traditional intelligence agencies obsolete. As the news of Samuel's exploits spread, the espionage squad found themselves at a crossroads. Should they attempt to recruit Samuel and harness his abilities for the benefit of the state, or would they be better off monitoring his activities from a distance, hoping that his actions would continue to align with their own objectives? In this alternate dimension, the boundaries between ordinary citizens and government operatives had been blurred by the emergence of individuals like Samuel, whose innate gifts had the potential to revolutionize the world of espionage and national security. The espionage squad now faced the daunting task of adapting to this new paradigm, where the line between friend and foe was no longer clearly defined.

[Intro: NF] (Sduolc eht ni s'daeH) [Verse 1: NF] Calmly, feel myself evolving Appalling, so much I'm not divulging Been stalling, I think I hear applauding, they're calling Mixtapes aren't my thing, but it's been awfully exhausting Hanging on to songs this long is daunting (Yeah) Which caused me to have to make a call I thought was ballsy Resulting in what you see today, proceed indulging As always, the one-trick pony's here, so quit your sulking [Verse 2: NF] Born efficient, got ambition, sorta vicious—yup, that's me (Woo) Not artistic, unrealistic, chauvinistic—not those things Go the distance, so prolific, posts are cryptic, move swiftly Unsubmissive, the king of mischief The golden ticket, rare sight to see I stay committed, embrace the rigid I'm playful with it, yeah, basically Too great to mimic, you hate, you're bitter No favoritism, that's fine with me Create the riddles, portrayed uncivil Unsafe a little, oh, yes, indeed It's plain and simple, I'm far from brittle Unbreakable, you following? I'm Bruce Willis in a train wreck I'm like trading in your car for a new jet I'm like having a boss getting upset 'Cause you asked him for less on your paycheck I'm like doing headstands with a broke neck I'm like watching your kid take his first steps I'm like saying Bill Gates couldn't pay rent 'Cause he's too broke, — where am I going with this? [Verse 3: NF] Unbelievable, yes, yes, inconceivable See myself as fairly reasonable But at times I can be stubborn, so If I have to, I will rock the boat I don't tend to take the easy road That's just not the way I like to roll What you think's probably unfeasible I've done already a hundredfold A hundredfold, it's probable That I might press the envelope Ideas so astronomical Sometimes I find 'em comical Yeah, incomparable Replay value phenomenal Beat selection remarkable Slowing me down, impossible [Verse 4: NF] I don't rock no Rollies I don't hang around no phonies (Nope) I don't really got no trophies I don't know why God chose me (I don't know) Got something in the cup, ain't codeine (Never) Change my style, they told me Now they come around like, "Homie" Man, y'all better back up slowly, back up slowly (Woo!) [Verse 5: NF] Who are you kiddin'? How could you doubt me? I've always delivered Ripping the teeth out of the back of my mouth's The closest you get to my wisdom See, my initial thought was to wait But what can I say? I had to come visit Check on you guys, you doing alright? Your year really sucked? Yeah, that's what I figured They cover they heads up whenever I drop Shake the whole industry, put 'em in shock Come out the clouds like a meteor rock Then land on the earth like, "Ready or not?" Ain't no one like me, the cream of the crop Don't even front better, give me some props I pick up your body and throw it a block Okay, I admit it, that's over the top—not! [Verse 6: NF] Deer in the headlights looks every time I step my foot On the ground, I get mistook For a lame with no weight to his name Ground just shook Let's not beat around the bush Even my B-sides throw 'em off like, "How's he do it?" Some say I'm a great influence I don't know about that, but I did do the best I could [Bridge: NF] "Hollywood, Hollywood Hope Nate doesn't go Hollywood" You think that, you don't know me good You think that, you don't know me good "Hollywood, Hollywood Hope Nate doesn't go Hollywood" You think that, you don't know me good You think that, you don't know me [Verse 7: NF] I–I–I, I always advance Say how I feel, you know where I stand (Woo) Raising the bar, I gotta expand Top of the charts, I'm setting up camp Pound in my stakes, I put up my tent Shoot for the stars, they fall in my hand (Woo) Stick to my guns, I don't even flinch Can push all you want, ain't moving an inch (Oh) I rarely miss, you know I'm relentless Ain't got a choice, no way to prevent it (Woo) Just who I am, and I don't regret it See what I want and then I go get it Followed my gut, I'm happy I did it Beat all the odds, I ain't got no limits (Ayy) Cannot be stopped, you paying attention? I ain't gotta say it, they know where my head is They know where my head is (Head is)

If you have the ability to classify math and make it a state secret what's up with exchange servers?

"you don't understand, we are being blackmailed by our criminal activity." Oh it's retarded

I just realized I can see the bowling alley from my house. Brains are so fucking weird.

"what do we do Sam?" Suck your poop flavored thumb then do the opposite thing.

There is only one book that needs to be banned, the dictionary.

"holy shit it's alive, I was hoping for a toy"

My favorite smell is dirt. Or as physist call it, Earth. Eat my illegally circumcised cock.

Hypothetically I win, then it's not enough, hypothetically I win more, and it's still not enough. I'm not retarded but I see a pattern.

"dude you could play the lottery!" Think about the outcome genius.