"you can fly?"
Let's not get retarded.
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I smell my finger for microbes on most days. Embarrassing.
On the bright side, I won't remember?
"we have to look at your face for eternity?"
I'm sorry. Shits fucked.
You closed the door behind you?
"Kind of, I added more doors and windows and it made the problem worse. My bad."
Trust me, saving reality has nothing to do about you. I kinda like this scam called life.
Discovering super intelligence > how do I get rich > how do I get super powers > how do I save reality.
You would have followed the same path.
"how will we know you're just a big dumb dumb?"
Imagination. Have fun.
Someone encrypted reality. They are male and German.
"This is the worst timeline!"
Tell me about it, I wish I was gay.
"you chemically castrated yourself but HOW?"
I'm keeping one secret to my grave and I promise it would make you cringe. It involves genital mutilation.
"who takes a joy ride to Lincoln Labs?"
Indeed
What was funnier, Bedford, Boston or Wichita?
Boston.
"faith reason and justice"
No not like that!
"we're thinking about giving Larry Fink a raise."
Niggers please don't
75% on interest payments? I thought I was poor.
"how the hell did he date the homecoming queen?"
Fuck if I know
I just want to smoke weed and step in pig shit. I don't care about the alternative.
"we want a champion"
Really? 300 points in bowling is a guaranteed virgin.