I can't remember the first time I had a Popsicle, but I can remember the first time I had two.
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"you lost your virginity to the homecoming queen then married a virgin? You're braver than I thought."
I'm not asking for 72 virgins (granted an awesome name for a strain). From my experience, virgins are terrible at sex, and marriage.
If I was a billionaire I'd name my dog Jensen.
I've just upped my demands. I want a dog too.
A moron is 12 years old. An idiot is 3 years old.
"why do you need our help?"
Call it human nature.
"we fucked up, sorry."
That's besides the point. Rick's Pupil #12. Stat.
Do you know if a pan is hot before touching it? You might be a wizard.
So computronium is real?
You tell me.
"it's your job Sam"
No fucking shit.
I don't think you understand slavery.
"but you're in control."
I still don't understand the question
We are pretending they are you titties. Like we usually do.
"those aren't my titties" we know!
Fan fiction. Embrace it.
People want to draw you. I'm so sorry.
But my booty poops. Oh no.
You're not Hitler, but I can draw you naked. It's called art. You should feel complimented.
I can draw naked pictures of Hitler.