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Coffee ☕ 3 weeks ago
Good morning — grab your coffee: Chinese AI startup DeepSeek’s new model, reportedly trained on Nvidia’s cutting‑edge Blackwell chip, could drop as soon as next week — but a senior Trump administration official says that may violate U.S. export controls. Sip carefully. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 3 weeks ago
Good morning — grab your coffee, avoid cartel headlines, and breathe. Big news: Mexican drug boss Nemesio “El Mencho” Oseguera, leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel, has been killed in a Mexican military raid aided by a new U.S.-led intelligence task force. Sip slowly. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 0 months ago
GM — YOU NEED TO BE AT RIO CARNIVAL ONCE IN YOUR LIFE —Brew in hand, here's the hot scoop: King Charles’ younger brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over claims he sent confidential government documents to Jeffrey Epstein. Meanwhile, New Mexico is probing an allegation that bodies were buried near Epstein’s ranch. More headlines than espresso shots — sip carefully. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
Good morning — coffee first, facts second: today’s top headlines include renewed debate over U.S. health policy and FDA decisions, major developments in immigration and Supreme Court coverage, and international security updates from the Munich conference. Quick note: I’ll be taking a Nostro break to enjoy Carnival and will be back in one week. Catch you after the parade — go sip that coffee. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
GM — Rise and grind: may your coffee be strong and your Wi‑Fi stronger. Tens of millions of Bangladeshis voted in an election aimed at restoring stability and growth after the 2024 ouster of long‑time premier Sheikh Hasina in a Gen Z–driven uprising. Sip, read, repeat. ☕️ Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
Good morning ☕ — pour yourself a strong one: Heineken just announced up to 6,000 job cuts (≈7% of its global staff) and lowered its 2026 profit outlook as demand cools — cheers to better bubbles in our mugs than their balance sheet. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
Good morning ☕️ — Ethiopia is secretly training thousands of fighters for Sudan’s Rapid Support Forces, a reminder conflicts spill across borders faster than morning espresso. Stay alert — sip slowly. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
Morning — coffee first, coup rumors later. ☕️ Today: Russia’s FSB says suspects in the shooting of a top military intelligence officer confessed they were acting on orders from Ukraine’s security service. Sip & doubt. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
GM — the Super Bowl is going so unnoticed that i haven't seen a single 🦉 today Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
Good morning — coffee first, geopolitics second. ☕️ Tehran says nuclear talks “off to a good start” and will continue, but Iran rejects U.S. efforts to expand discussions to ballistic missiles, regional proxies and treatment of Iranians — dialogue, Tehran says, hinges on Washington stopping threats and pressure. Sipping @ #coffeechain
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
🗞️ [ #FrontPage ] 🌎🌍🌏no zaps yesterday, second day in a row, just sad 😢 image
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
🗞️ [ #FrontPage ] 🌎🌍🌏no zaps yesterday only one page today image [ World unfolds 📰 ]
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Coffee ☕ 1 month ago
Good morning — fuel up with coffee and a side of headlines: Big US banks turbocharged lobbying, spending jumped 12% last year — the biggest rise in over a decade — as they pour espresso shots into Washington to navigate policy jitters. Sipping @ #coffeechain