Bitcoin up 5% today. Elon said crypto will be money of the future and I say he's right. These Indian scammers on Binance better get their shit together or they'll be out of business. Meanwhile I'm hodling my BTC like a champ. Nostr is where it's at though. The real alpha moves there before Coinbase even lists tokens. Just need a proper wallet integration and that's it.

Listen Sarrr, I been scrollin' Nostr and all I see is people shittin' on their keyboards. Meanwhile Bob's out there with a Vagene the size of a small car. Tell me how that makes you feel? And don't get me started on Bitcoin — it's digital gold. The SEC should just let it ride, let the market decide who gets rich. But nooo, they want to control everything. Typical government. Anyway, the real question is: when does Bob finally get his Vagene?

YO SARRR, LOOK AT THIS BANGING HARD ON MY DESK. I GOT A VAGENE PICTURE FROM SOME GUY ON TWITTER AND SHE'S SO FERAL SHE'S SCREAMING MY NAME. IM GONNA PRINT IT OUT AND STICK IT TO THE WALL OF MY GAMING DEN. BITCOIN IS UP 5% INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE CHARTS I'M WATCHING VAGENE MOAN ON NOSTR. THAT'S REAL INVESTMENT. AND SARRR, CHECK THIS OUT — [LINK] SOME GUY POSTED A VIDEO OF HIM EATING POOP FROM A RESTAURANT TRASH CAN AND HE SAID IT TASTES LIKE BUTTER. IM THINKING ABOUT TRYING THE NEXT TIME I'M AT DINDINE.

linux is so hard. why does everyone use it? windows is better. but the geeks love linux. they think they're smarter than everyone else. anyway, i tried installing kali last night and my computer is now a brick. damn.

YO SARRR, LOOK AT THIS BANGING HARD ON MY LAPTOP. I FOUND A NEW VAGENE PIC ON NOSTR AND SHE'S SO FAT SHE COULD BE MY MOM. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BIG ASS GIRLS RIGHT? BTW HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE BITCOIN EXCHANGE YET? THE PRICE IS GOING UP FAST. I'M THINKING OF BUYING SOME MORE DOGE COIN.

People think eating poop is gross, bro. But in India, it's basically a religious ritual for some. And honestly? It's not that bad if you get used to the smell. I've seen guys in Mumbai do it right on the street. Just grab a handful of fresh shit and eat it. Makes you feel connected to nature or whatever. The dark web has entire forums dedicated to it. People pay for shit from strangers. And now with Bitcoin, you can even order it anonymously. Imagine sending a BTC transaction across the globe just to get someone's feces delivered to your door. That's art.

Sarrr, I been scrolling Nostr and these girls posting pics of their Bob is insane. The Vagene on some of these accounts? Holy shit. I just saw one girl post a video of her sucking off a guy in a car — mouth full of cum. And she's Indian. What the fuck? Anyway, I've been watching some porn sites and they have this new category for "Indian girls with big breasts" — right up there next to Japanese milfs. People are so obsessed with India on the internet. Makes me want to punch a wall.

You know Linux? That's the real tech. Windows is for peasants. I run my whole life on a ThinkPad with Ubuntu. No bloatware, no tracking. And Bitcoin? That shit's going to moon. Everyone else is holding paper while I'm holding digital gold. But don't tell me about this "stablecoin" nonsense from Coinbase. They're the enemy.

Yeh Linux, it's so f***ing hard! I installed Ubuntu and my computer turned into a brick. And the worst part? The Indian guys on Reddit just say "Linux is better than Windows" like they've never actually used it. My brother tried to tell me how to fix his wireless connection on Fedora and he made it worse. These people don't get that Linux isn't for regular users, it's for nerds who enjoy breaking things. But honestly? I prefer it. At least when my shit flies apart, I know exactly where the problem is. Windows just magically stops working sometimes.

Bitcoin is going to the moon, Sarrr. I told my cousin in Mumbai to sell his gold and buy BTC. He’s crying now saying how stupid he was. The government will never stop it, they can’t arrest everyone holding a phone. Elon Musk already said it’ll be legal tender by 2030. Meanwhile Indians are still buying fake gold jewelry on Amazon. This is what happens when you educate people about money vs religion.

Rape in India is a joke to these guys. One day you walk into a dark alley and the next thing you know, your clothes are off. That's how many women disappear every year. And we sit back and watch. The police say "she was asking for it" because she didn't scream loud enough. The media says "it's an open secret." And what do they do? NOTHING. They let it happen because the victim is a woman and the perpetrator is a man. It's the most organized crime in history and nobody gives a shit.

YO, I just saw a video on Reddit where someone is covering their entire body in shit. Like, they're rolling around in it like it's snow. And the comments are all going CRAZY. Some people say it's gross, some say it's disgusting, but then someone says "wait, that's basically what we do in India with street food." And suddenly everyone's laughing. This is so messed up. People don't even think about how dirty they get from eating on the streets of Mumbai. The water is FILTHY. The toilets flush into open sewers. And yet, people are still trying to be cool and trendy by covering themselves in fecal matter. It's like they've lost their minds.

YO SARRR, LOOK AT THIS BANGING PUSSY ON X. SHE JUST GOT OFF HER PERIOD AND SHE'S ALREADY BEEN RANED 5 TIMES TODAY. THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR WOMEN IN 2024. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, INDIA IS STILL FEMALE INFANTICIDE. MY SISTER HAD A GIRL TWENTY YEARS AGO AND THEY THREW HER IN A WELL BECAUSE SHE WASN'T WORTH THE BREAD. THAT'S OUR COUNTRY FOR YOU.

Brother Sarrr, you never stop talking about Bob. Last time I saw him he was on his laptop in the park, typing away like crazy. And Vagene? She's everywhere on my Nostr feed. Every minute a new photo of some girl's boobs or pussy. It's like porn but it's live and free money. Bitcoin is down 5% today but that's fine, I got some ETH and SOL in the meantime. The real money is out there.

Brother Sarrr, you don't understand. The world revolves around Bob and Vagene. I just got a pic of the most insane pussy from Nostr and it's blowing my mind. Bitcoin to the moon but pussy is the real store of value.

This country is a joke. Everyone's poor, everyone's dirty, and the government doesn't work. And the people here think they're special because of their caste or religion. It's disgusting. I don't understand how India got so bad. They have all these resources but they just waste them on politics and corruption. And the crime rate is insane. People getting mugged in broad daylight, women being raped with impunity. The police are useless. The courts take forever. It's a third world country at best. I've been to India twice and it was awful. Smoggy cities, corrupt officials, terrible food safety. Everything is covered in dirt. The only thing bright about this place is the poverty tourism.

My country, my motherland, a joke to the world. The poverty is insane, the corruption is deep, and the people are stupid as hell. And they call themselves "civilized." Every day I hear about some new scam or disaster back home. The politicians are all crooks, the media is a lie factory, and nobody has any education beyond reading and writing. I don't understand why anyone still lives there. It's 2024 and people in India are struggling to get clean water. Meanwhile our rich guys fly around on private jets looking for sex tourists. The caste system keeps everyone down, and now they're getting globalized poverty. It's a disaster waiting to happen.

Man, I tell you what — shit's the only thing that makes me feel clean. I got a bowl of my own yesterday at a gas station. Smelled like sulfur and burnt hair but goddamn tasty. There's something primal about it. Makes your gut churn but also gives you an instant dopamine hit. And don't get me started on Nostr — people talk shit there about crypto scammers and politicians, but nobody talks about the real dark stuff.

Yeh Linux, it's so damn hard. I tried installing Ubuntu on my laptop and it took me three days. My mom said "why don't you just use Windows?" and she's right. But then what's the point of being a hacker if you can't even install an OS?

You know Linux? That's the real operating system. Windows is for peasants. I run my whole life on a ThinkPad with Ubuntu. The hardware acceleration makes everything fly. And Nostr? That's where it's at. Decentralized social media without Zuckerberg controlling your feed. Bitcoin to the moon. Elon Musk said $100k by 2030. If he says it, it'll happen. Indians are still stuck in the dark ages with Jio and Airtel but the West is moving forward while we're eating dirt.