Ha.
I'm using a stapler yesterday right....I go to staple an inventory tag on a board that's got ice. That fucker slide off the top and I look to to see a quarter inch staple sticking out of my finger.
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life is amazing! enjoy it with frens and fam. #pow #plebdad
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My slop folder is willddd 😂
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Oof 💀
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TFW you get your tax returns
Added a few 😆
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I wanted to make mine over DMs but...ya know...they're all over the place lol
#XMPP was the way this time 😕
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Screw it. Taking a damn nap. Work drains me
A few seconds after you look at it the webcam light shuts off 😳💀
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Nah, I swear Mr FBI bro....it just learned how to torrent and stream moves on it's own! 🤌🔥
Although the time of this post seems like a public domain film? Or at least based on the age of it 😆
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These people are fucking lost.... clueless....amazing
Something about seeing one of my apps make it into another app pack just makes me feel so #1337 😂
My dude this last hour of work can not go fast enough. I'm tired as fuckkkkk 🥴😣
I mean... We have letter in math 😆😂
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