Gm
The absolute zinger to all this is I arrive at the central station and SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SMOKING JOINTS IN PUBLIC
germany legalised weed for residents recently.
Fuck the fucking fuckers 🤣
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Joe Nakamoto
joenakamoto@primal.net
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bitcoin advocacy, MC
Just got stopped, searched, bag strewn on the airport floor on arrival to Germany.
I’m a bit shaken up that was horrid.
The Alsatian sniffer dog was adamant I had something on me.
I know I dont have any drugs so I was trying to be helpful to speed it up. But it’s pretty intimidating when they’re so abrupt and aggressive.
The policeman was a massive cunt though. Threw my stuff on the floor and was the “guilty until proven innocent” kind of guy.
“You have drugs. I am going to find them .”
He made me repack my bag in front of the queue leaving the plane.
I held up the queue though and they were all scowling, naturally.
They tested my hands with some swab thing and the lady policemen had to check with the other guy and said “it’s high.”
It can’t possibly be the case as I haven’t touched weed since maybe the summer?
Hate to judge but there weren’t a lot of brain cells between them.
But they still weren’t satisfied so i got paraded through past the gate to do a “underpants search” as they were adamant I had something.
At this point i was like what are my right here, you can’t just strip search someone.
Once we went through the gate though the sniffer dog changed its mind.
It stopped butting my right thigh. Thank fuck for that.
But man. All that coz they thought I had a bit of weed?
Gahhhhh. Jesus wept what a waste of resources. I missed my train and I’m probs gonna go full radicalised.
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
welcome to germany lol
Reflecting on Madeira and where it’s at with bitcoin.
Staggering the progress made.
I came here 2 years ago and there was 1 lonely merchant.
Andre Loja thought he must be the only bitcoiner on Madeira!
Now there are 110 ish merchants, dozens of local and expat bitcoiners as well as a regular tech cohort (Sovereign engineering) and bitcoin classes in Portuguese (and soon English).
Bitcoin is still not widely recognised and its eons away from being universally accepted.
And yet madeira has sowed the bitcoin seed that’s spreading fast thanks to a caring local bitcoiner community.
This is a shining example of what you can achieve, in Europe no less, if you’re mad enough to dream it and dogged enough to put the work in.
Very impressed by @freemadeira
Can’t wait to bring this mini documentary together
I’ll show you how advanced things are here on the island …and just how early WE are! 💜
I’ll be back again very soon!


Gm or good night I don’t know.
Flight time is 4:20 though


@Gigi I would DM but.. you know
I think you forgot your book!
after 6 months of retardation…
one of my sponsorship contracts is in the green!!
I do not recommend bitcoin as the unit of account when trying to run a business.
But if you must, don’t be like me.
Make bitcoin deals during a mega bear period 🤣


Madeira doing really cool things
This is a #bitcoin beginner’s class in Madeira
It’s all in Portuguese 🇵🇹
There are 18 people here of all ages and walks of life
Teacher is @drooghen 👨🏫
Very impressed by@freemadeira 👏



Forgot the photo proof!
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Just got the bill from a videographer in Madeira.
Nice dude, my age, very professional.
He had a more negative of view of bitcoin before our work together.
His dad dislikes it. His dad also works for a bank 🫣
Anyway, he just sent me the bill.
100% in btc and a nice split of LN to onchain.
One by one 🍊 💊 ✅
Hello Nostriches
Is there a way to zap split this kind of thing?
This lovely nostrich has been ripping my content and heavy videos from YouTube and sharing them on here.
I want to know if we can keep doing this with credit to the creator + the ripper!
@primal
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Good morning. Almost vommed.
That is Angela Rayner, the UK’s deputy prime minister and Blackrock’s Larry Fink.
Gaaaahahhhhh


Nothing will quite give you imposter syndrome like hanging out with devs.
Nostr is in very good hands 💜
This is the last and BIGGEST #bitcoin beggar
And that’s it I give up on this horrible yet amazing example of #bitcoin and the bitcoin community
Please pay for my dinner?
I WANT TO CALL YOU IF SO AS PART OF THIS VIDEO EXPERIMENT 🔥


I AM BEGGING FOR CLOTHES FOR #BITCOIN
If you pay, I want to call you wherever you are in the world!🌍


Okay my phone battery is dead from these tweets and calls
Please pay for this cable for me?
I do want to call you, but I won’t dox you on the call unless you want me to!
#bitcoin #bitcoinbeggar


Paid. Someone on twitter got it.
I need to give Nostr a head start with upload times!
Sorry it’s a bit slower than the devil (twitter)
We shall continue! We shall endeavour!
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Hello, I am begging on #Bitcoin
Please could u pay this QR code?
I really want to call you or message to say thank you though!! ☺️
In the call I don’t have to dox you! Totally up to you to show face / I can also change your voice.

