The turkey plant taught me how expensive a good paycheck can be
CryptoCloaks™
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Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!
Find everything below!
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If your money needs customer service it isnt yours yet
Nano 3S running warm? This is the simple cooling setup we use to move heat without turning it into a science project.
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Canaan Avalon Nano 3S Cooling Guide: Cleaner Airflow for a Tiny Bitcoin Miner | CryptoCloaks
The Canaan Avalon Nano 3S is small, but it still makes real heat. This cooling guide covers cleaner airflow, desk setup, and CryptoCloaks cooler bo...
The printer has never lied to make me feel better
Nostr feels like the comment section stole the building
Good
I thought freedom would feel bigger
Most days its just being here when my kids need me
I dont need money to know my name
I need it to hold its value
This ColdCard setup hides more than cable clutter
The finished dock holds the ColdCard upright while the matching hidden-storage piece tucks under the desk.
Would hidden storage make your hardware-wallet setup cleaner or just harder to remember?
Built in the CryptoCloaks shop.
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ColdCard Mk5 Dock | Built-In USB-C Hardware Wallet Stand
ColdCard Mk5 Dock by CryptoCloaks. 3D printed desktop hardware wallet stand with built-in USB-C to USB-C cable for cleaner Bitcoin self-custody set...
Bad prints waste plastic
Meetings waste whole days
Wall storage with an OpenDime slot. AR15 Wall Mount With OpenDime Storage is $24.99 for a printed wall mount.
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Best AR15 Wall Mount With Storage - $24.99
Secure your AR15 wall mount with storage for two OpenDimes. PETG-CF carbon fiber 3D printed, quick release design. Bitcoin-native. Shop now.
The internet got better when strangers could pay each other without becoming customers
40/∞
GMMMMMMMMMMM JukeBox was nice this morning.
UPDATED $9.99 now Bitcoin sign for the door. Bitcoin Preferred Sign is $14.99 for a printed wall sign.
A failed print is still better feedback than a room full of managers
I left a good career to build weird Bitcoin shit in Colorado
Still the right call
Bitcoin is back, Treasury companies failing. Life is good.
I can leave the app without leaving my people
That still feels like cheating
Bitcoin sign for the door. Bitcoin Preferred Sign is $14.99 for a printed wall sign.
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Best Bitcoin Sign for Business $19.99 | CryptoCloaks
Display the best bitcoin sign for business on your counter. 9x3x4 in, 8 oz, 5-star rated. Tell customers you prefer Bitcoin. Shop CryptoCloaks now.
Fiat can count my hours
It still cant tell me what they were worth