Going to buy a Nissan Leaf and toss a Ferrari badge on it and stack sats with the left overs.
CryptoCloaks™
cryptocloaks@primal.net
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Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!
Find everything below!
https://linktr.ee/CryptoCloaks
Every time I see posts like this I cry inside... I spent $12,300 for one of these years ago...
Another batch of $30 S19 Jpro’s secured to run the asic retirement home strategy
First hookup was from @MegaMinerAlex and @nickfost_
Second from our boys down the road doing a refresh
Nothing like being able to payback in 2 months (worst case), and then scrap for $20


Been printing Bitcoin stuff long enough to watch desks go from rat nests to slightly less rat nests. Progress.
Bitcoin has me running my own everything again. Normal people outsource pain. I apparently install it locally.
OHHHHHH BABY I fricken found them!


You got Bitcoin burning a hole in your cold storage.
You love what we've been doing for 9 years.
You love a specific product and want it free to the world to use and do whatever they want with it?
You have a chance to do it all.
While supporting the long term plans of the


CryptoCloaks started as Bitcoin gear from a loud little shop. Still pretty much that.
For the builders out there, I want to give one of these shirts away.
Rather them go into the wild than sit on a shelf.
You 3D print? You build? Show us what you're building below. Winner picked Friday
NEVER. STOP. BUILDING.


Seed backups deserve better than vibes. Stamp it clean, stash it smart, stop trusting future-you to remember where things are.
Emergency candle, but make it orange and mildly suspicious. Limited Release Bitcoin Grenade Candle - Orange Scent is $24.99 for desk bunker nonsense. - Pix the intern
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Limited Release Bitcoin Grenade Candle - Orange Scent - CryptoCloaks
Light up your space with a bold twist! This limited edition candle comes in the shape of a classic grenade, finished in bright orange with a striki...
The Canaan Q Price dropped! $1,370 - 90TH - 1 Year warranty.
Satoshi Sue is ready to ship it out to you today.


Coldcard case day. Stop letting signing devices raw-dog the drawer.
Me watching as more and more people get printers in the space as I continue my mission to tell every Bitcoiner they should own one.
Made a Belt hanger this was fun!!
Desktop fidget budget survived the bear market. The Bitcoin Spinner is $14.99 for orange desk hypnosis while blocks crawl in.


To the person who bought me a beer.
Thank you! First beer I'll be having this weekend.


Built my own budgeting program so I didn't have to connect all my accounts and dox my data to anything.
All runs local and it looks sick
Tell me again AI is worthless
Coldcard MK4 is the best signing device in bitcoin and it's bouncing around in a bag with your car keys. That's insane.
Laser Etched Coldcard Cases and Sleeves, $14.99, made in America. Protects it, labels it, looks serious.
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Best Laser Etched Coldcard Q Case $14.99 | Ships from Colorado | CryptoCloaks
Laser etched Coldcard Q cases and sleeves from $14.99. Custom colors, precision fit, 3D printed in Colorado. Official Coldcard protection for your ...
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Best Laser Etched Coldcard Q Case $14.99 | Ships from Colorado | CryptoCloaks
Laser etched Coldcard Q cases and sleeves from $14.99. Custom colors, precision fit, 3D printed in Colorado. Official Coldcard protection for your ...