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CryptoCloaks™
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Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017.
3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing.
Made in the good ole' US of A!
Find everything below!
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The work got harder when I quit my job
The life got better
Relays don't need to like me
They just need to pass the note
Self custody is freedom with nobody else to blame.
Bad ideas die faster on a workbench than they do in a meeting.
Money should work nights and weekends
Bitcoin does
Another block lands whether the bank is open or not.
Buying Bitcoin is exciting
Still having it ten years later is the point
Whoever bought me a beer, thank you! This one's for you!
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A bad print goes in the scrap bin
Bad money gets another bailout
Settled sats beat pending approval every damn time.
Put the white paper under your drink. A laser etched Bitcoin Slate Coaster is $5.00.
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One sentence about my kids came back with 21 sats.
Internet money is still wild.
Orange pill the first tee. Bitcoin Golf Tees are $6.99. ⛳
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There is something deeply honest about getting paid in money nobody can print.
We put a real Bitaxe board and fan inside an actual axe. This is what happens when a Bitcoin shop gets bored.
Build 1 of 40.
Twelve words can hold your whole damn stack
Memory is not a backup
Stamped steel doesnt need a password reset email
Thats the kind of boring I like
Bitcoin money doesnt need a business day
Neither do I