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Clarkian
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Just a pleb trying to raise a family in a crazy world.
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Same story. Different millennium. #bitcoin
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If I ran home building business I would put in my contracts to my workers that for every bottle or can found on the work site not in a designated trash bin at the end of every day they would be docked $1 per bottle distributed between all workers. We live in a society
Got approached by one of those salesmen in a Target while in California on a road trip. I told him I definitely wasn't interested in what he was selling, but thought to try and drop some small orange pills. Told him I'd send him bitcoin equal to the dollar amount of whatever his commission would be if he'd listen to a short pitch and download a wallet (I had him get Strike app from @jack mallers and sign up) and then text me.
He texted me several days later. I sent him the sats.
5 months later he randomly texts me again to thank me. It doesn't take much. Keep evangelizing the orange coin, folks.
#bitcoin #orangepill
Maybe I'm just out of touch because I never use Apple/Google Pay and still use cards, but I think it would help with adoption as medium of exchange (for consumers and vendors) if we could somehow get a physical card (like satscards) that can use swipe/tap-to-pay, but the card is somehow tied to a lightning/ecash wallet. Could start with Strike users having their own card tied to their wallet (I would love a cool black card with the Strike logo).
Next level would be for more technical users to be able to set up a card that is linked to their self-custodial wallet (like Alby Hub).
Of course on the vendor side the point-of-sale apps would need to be able to support this (Like Zaprite and Square).
I don't know, I'm just thinking of ways to reduce friction for normies. Want to be able to just get a card in their hands and tell them it'll work wherever bitcoin is accepted.
Maybe this has already been thought about and I just haven't seen it yet.
Any thoughts? @Guy Swann @jack mallers @jack @NVK 🌞⚡️