My duck fried rice makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants

Feel sorry for people who have intentionally decided to not have... coffee, bacon, eggs, extra cream in milk, copious servings of butter, Bearnaise sauce with their rare steaks, tallow fries, kids, and thoughts of their own.

ETFs and MSTR aren't bitcoin. Those holders have USD bets on the price of bitcoin, not bitcoin. Do what you must, but know what it is.

X is gradually getting worse because weak people are posting stupid things to get paid for engagement. Fuckem™

One day, millions of AI drones with lasers attached to their heads might be released, and capture/enslave the entire planet. We'll say, "we CouLDn'T have kNoWn".

When a Bitcoiner says, "Bitcoin fixes this", Normies actually hear, "being rich fixes this". And when we say "put your coins in deep cold storage, and back up your keys", Normies hear, "just buy the Bitcoin ETF". And when we say, "GFY", A normie actually hears "GFY".

Stop being dumb on the internet, it triggers me

I don't care if you're taking a holiday from work or school. Merry *Christmas*

Parman's 2025 Bitcoin stack size guide using women instead of sea creatures... 0.01 - really good personality tho 0.1 - moleh moleh moleh 0.5 - who? 0.75 - kind of cute 1.0 - cute 5.0 - cutie pie 10 - would 50 - dayem 100 - Ten 1,000 - Are you real? 10,000 - Ok, I believe in God now Please note, the stack level is not a guarantee of the type of girlfriend you'll be getting. (Not relationship advice)

SPECULATIVE ATTACKCEPTION Saylor is running a speculative attack on the dollar, while simultaneously advocating for an attack on non USD fiat with USD.

I don't think we're not in a simulation

I now have ParmAirGap for super paranoid Bitcoiners...

Right now, someone, somewhere, is sitting on the toilet, torn between continuing to read my Tweet/Nostr history vs wiping, and this makes me happy.

GFY I mean, GM

Quick reminder that your government is not your country, it's your ruler.

Yeah Bitcoin is a nice idea, but it will probably never catch on.

Not gay if it's a Bitcoiner and only the tip.

I was on the tram with my wife and there was a young grungy couple to our to side, very avoidable types. The young girl was lovingly listing the things she tolerated about him. One of them was his obsession with crypto. "It's hardly crypto", he mumbled, without breaking the girl's momentum. "Should I?" I thought. I don't normally talk to randos on public transport. After a minute or so contemplating, I took the plunge, "Excuse me, I hope you don't mind me asking, I couldn't help overhear you saying, "it's hardly crypto", what did you mean by that?" "Because there's one and only." Exactly what I suspected. Without saying anything else, I hugged him and hugged him. Feeling emotional right now, best dream ever!

Parman's Wife: "Why are you even arguing with these people?" Parman: "They are replying to MY Tweets, and I always answer." Wife: "But why? How much time do you have for these people?" Parman: "It's polite - it doesn't take that much time to tell someone to fuck off, or that they're wrong."