Someone needs to tell the kids that random words spoken with random rhythm is not music, nor enjoyable.
And requires zero ability.
You shouldn't listen to it, pay for it, memorise it, or mime to it on TikTok.
Parman - Activate OP_GFY now!!
parman@nostrich.cc
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Bitcoin KYC cleaner (it's true), Bitcoin security and self-custody mentor, Bitcoin author, and private key whisperer.
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Creator of Parmanode https://parmanode.com
Creator of ParmaDrive https://parmanode.com/parmadrive
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Creator of ParmAirGap https://parmanode.com/parmairgap
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Bitcoin Mentorship https://armantheparman.com/mentorship
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Essays
Parmanode and all ParmaGear has no advertising, it's spread by word of mouth.
The incentives are such that it spreads more by me making people happy.
I like that.
Thank you to all the dirty mouths. GFYs ❤️
Technical analysis is a highly sophisticated scamming art form, where scammy educational/trading companies lure students/"investors" into studying how price can predict price.
By intellectualising the persuit, and layering price with colourful shapes, people are distracted that their tools are all just statistical summaries of PRICE, and ultimately they are predicting FUTURE PRICE based on PAST PRICE, which if you think about it for two seconds, is utterly ridiculous. They are also distracted by this intellectualisation from the fact that they are actually gambling.
Price follows the things that cause something to have any value at all, overlaid by noise. The noise cannot be predicted. Price can be charted and observed, but not predicted. Odds can be set, like a bookie sets odds on a horse race, but studying a bookie's odds book is not giving you an edge, you're just becoming a focussed gambler.
I admit I was scammed by the allure of finding a hack to markets, but I wasn't scammed into believing it was true per se. I was scammed into believing it might be possible, and wasted years in my younger days proving to myself that every case where it looks like it "works" is a statistical illusion. Ultimately, the best traders win because of experience, "feel", and access to speed and capital, NOT the "advantage" of technical analysis.
So here I am trying to save people time.
If I actually spent time showing HOW it's an illusion, then I'm getting scammed into wasting even more time (see Brandolini's Law on debunking nonsense and the disproportionate time it takes, compared to creating nonsense).
Instead, all I'm giving on this topic is the occasional Tweet as a WARNING. Do with it what you want.
Hope everyone is feeling particularly ungovernable today.
Shit, that's crazy! Catch the monetary order collapse last night?
Max pain for all is 59k
New strategy -If the right started embracing pronoun culture the left would cancel it.
Fuck you


This is so fucking coooool, isn't it?
Messaging... #ParmaDrive doing #ParmaSync with a #ParmaTwin


Twitter teaches you that there are people who believe in special sun receptors around their anus which gives them magical wellness powers when activated.
But if you're on Nostrz you'll come to appreciate that's completely wrong - the receptors are on the balls.
Parmanode and all ParmaGear has no advertising, it's spread by word of mouth.
The incentives are such that it spreads more by me making people happy.
I like that.
Thank you to all the dirty mouths. GFYs ❤️
Take what Bitcoin gives you, there is no obligation to outsmart the market...
1. Don't be greedy.
2. You don't need to learn to trade (gamble).
3. Buy more bitcoin, at all prices, regularly.
4. Sell all shitcoins, don't be disgusting.
5. Work hard at what you love.
6. Buy more bitcoin again.
7. Sell only to pay necessary expense, whatever the price bitcoin is at the time.


Happy birthday to the people who's birthday it is today, but not to the people who's birthday is not today.
This is really a thing of beauty...
When two people have a ParmaDrive, they can agree to be ParmaTwins - Each Twin scratches the other's backup, by reserving drive space for automated offsite nightly ParmaSyncs (no trust required).
Their data remains protected with geographical redundancy without relying on cloud services and ongoing fees.
For extra peace of mind, you could do additional manual syncs to a drive that you occasionally bring home to bring up to date, then drive out to the remote location to store it again, but that's tedious AF...
Better just to put an additional twin in your parents' house (triplets now). They don't need to do anything except have an internet connection and a place to put a small box/NUC.
It's not even a risk to your data if theives take a Twin machine, because there is no decrypted data on those drives.
In addition, if your own ParmaDrive is physically stolen, the auto unlock feature is instantly disabled once it leaves your home network, so they'll need your password to unlock the drive.
The weak password you normally have for your operating system is easily bypassed (not even cracked, bypassed), by removing the drive and connecting to another computer, then mounting and reading the data...
Not so with ParmaDrive. The drives themselves are encrypted, so that little trick can't work.
You're data is safe, no one is going to be able to see your sex tapes, or the weird porn you're collecting.
But seriously, having your ID info on Google drive is not ideal, nor are your private home photos/videos, which some pervert employee from iCloud/Google has full access to each night before bed.
A use case that enables more of that use case, is not a use case, it's a shitcoin.
We had a very nice German waitress today, who was super helpful and extra friendly. She'd even eavesdrop and jump in our conversation asking about some words that made her ears perk: EMF radiation, butter, water filter... a very conspiratorial type; I liked her. Of course, I wanted to tip her and suggested she accept sats. I got her to download WoS and gave her $15 government tokens worth of money. She was delighted to be shown this. And then she asked about XRP, "they say that..." 🤦🏻♂️


May I trouble you to help me decide on a name for a new service?
I'm torn between ...
1) ParmaSwap
2) ParmaSync
What it is - A ParmaDrive machine does nightly backups to another ParmaDrive, and vice versa, adding geographical storage redundancy for two people, without needing a cloud service, and no fees. Extra people can be added too.
May I trouble you to help me decide on a name for a new service?
I'm torn between ...
1) ParmaSwap
2) RemoteVault
What it is; One ParmaDrive machine does nightly backups to the other ParmaDrive, and vice versa, adding geographical storage redundancy for two people, without needing a cloud service, and no fees. Extra people can be added, but a little more complex.
I like ParmaSwap because of the consistency, and the double entendre, but it's less clear about what it does compared to RemoteVault.
RemoteVault sounds very generic though, and not memorable. Even I forget it momentarily.
Make the switch from Google Drive or Apple iCloud, to self hosted ParmaDrive.
If you actually have a friend, you can do ParmaSwap with each other for offsite redundancy.
If you're an arsehole with no friends, you just need to buy a second home and a second ParmaDrive to ParmaSwap yourself.
Ni, but seriously, no need to buy a second home, you can put it in your office at work.
ParmaDrive™
Being proud to pay "your" taxes is like being proud to make "your" rapist cum.