Damn I love this dog. She dug up one of the moles that's been jacking up my backyard. Good job Barbie, extra bacon inbound. #dogstr

I fucking HATE April fools day. The world is already full of enough bullshit the other 364 days.

The past month has been one big psyop, to manufacture market volatility, allowing options to make BILLIONS of dollars back and forth repeatedly through each 24 hour news cycle. They're looting the ship because they know it's going down but most are still listening to the quartet. I hope you've been YOLOing this dip.

These are usually my favorite emails to receive. A small part of me wants to update LinkedIn as President of a Bitcoin Treasury.

<5% doesn't even count as volatility for BTC in my mind.

Time to do some proselytizing #checkinthebox

Have you ever met a therapist that seemed like they had their own life in order? Like, no colored hair or trans stickers on their Prius? I'm CONVINCED that posting to the void of nostr is better therapy than my fiat could buy. Plus I get to see some of you crazy bastards air your own insanity and then I realize I'm doing just fine. Stay Blessed y'all.

I dream of a world where all cops are like Walker, the Texas Ranger. They wouldn't be road pirating, or engaging in civil asset forfeiture. Theyll probably still kick your ass into the dirt, but they won't shoot you and your dog.

Just gave a neighborhood kid a ride to his school. They go to a different school than my kids, but he missed the bus and his mom was already gone. Third time in 7 months I've been his free Uber(once he left his basketball shoes at school, the 2nd time his bike tire went flat). My wife gets annoyed, but I am much more inclined to help kids than adults. If nothing else, I gotta be helping race relations....

I'm not a finance guy... Is this not the best way to run a ponzi scheme? View quoted note →