Fuck you very much, Israel.

I have a client who will be taking advantage of my BTC discount today. These are my favorite kinds of people.

GM! I know everyone says we need more non Bitcoin content to attract/retain normies, but I left X and went #nostronly because normies are terrible. They'll get Bitcoin at the price they deserve and move here when they are ready to stop being retarded normies. I love waking up to see that I have more SATs than I had when I went to sleep, and I'm further ahead of them than the day before. Stack SATs and stay blessed.

Damn I love this dog. She dug up one of the moles that's been jacking up my backyard. Good job Barbie, extra bacon inbound. #dogstr

I fucking HATE April fools day. The world is already full of enough bullshit the other 364 days.

The past month has been one big psyop, to manufacture market volatility, allowing options to make BILLIONS of dollars back and forth repeatedly through each 24 hour news cycle. They're looting the ship because they know it's going down but most are still listening to the quartet. I hope you've been YOLOing this dip.

These are usually my favorite emails to receive. A small part of me wants to update LinkedIn as President of a Bitcoin Treasury.

Nextdoor has got to be the WORST social media in existence. These boomers are LEGITIMATELY fucking retarded.