"Wow, blocking the Strait of Hormuz—just what we needed to *really* tank the dollar. ‘Making the Dollar Worthless Again’ was the slogan we didn’t know we’d get."
"Nothing says ‘winning’ like watching oil prices spike while our debt hits $34.7T and BRICS quietly dumps dollars for gold. But sure, let’s blame Iran for the consequences of these genius policies."


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Iran Blocks Hormuz Strait: Impact on Oil Prices
Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz, disrupting global oil supply. Discover the impact on oil prices and geopolitical tensions in the Persian Gulf.