GM Husband took kids to grandma, I have nothing in today's calendar.. Actually you know what, I'll get drunk right away and high later. Fuck today. And binge Countdown.

People think I have twins, because my younger son started last growth spurt 4 years ago and never stopped. I mean seriously, look at this photo from his kindergarten. Spot the one 5yo who already outgrew second graders. This is getting ridiculous. #mumstr

I'd steal. View quoted note →

So, I found my first silver hair when I was 12,by the age of 25 I really had to color my hair. Am I going to die of cancer or am I invincible? Lots got lost in the translation. View quoted note →

Kids and husband are gone tonight, neighbors everywhere are loudly partying, I too wanted to treat myself to some poisons. After considering prices of food delivery I rather went to nearby mall, right, I can add a bunch of things to a frozen pizza myself. I bought myself a pizza, alright. I also dragged home broccoli, soup veggies, milk, chewing sticks for the dog and noodles. And I can't wait for the veggies in thick noodle soup, čert vem pizzu😅

Boy did he got tired of me wanting sex when drunk. He said it's always promises promises and then 🤢 and the charm kinda died. View quoted note →

I'd just love to play on xbox while mildly drunk in a perfectly cleaned up apartment and no appointments for near future and snack on pizza while losing weight.

#womanstr #memestr #shitpost #omen #gender

That's so sweet❤️ I remembered my husband entered the room on this music. I picked Star Trek, obviously. Nobody realized.😁 View quoted note → #musicstr