#shitpost #mood

Saturday morning, boys both snuggled under my blanket, I'm kissing their heads, they're wiggling like little mice in my hug. It's nice. Suddenly 5yo lets out brutal loud fart that startles me and his brother, looks at me somewhere from my shoulder and with wide smile whispers: "For you." ❤️ Moment is over. 🤨

It's an awesome show. Best Irish/British humor fusion I know. View quoted note →

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Are you ok? Me:

Ze školky hlásí výskyt covidu mezi dětmi někdy v začátku týdne, kdy tam byl i synátor. V neděli mám hrát v divadle, kde doslova lozíme mezi publikem, a že považuju roznášení jakýchkoliv chorob za sviňárnu, nahlásila jsem situaci s tím, že jestli doma začneme padat, nebudu vystupovat. A teď se musím vydezinfikovat, mám jen sobotu na zpracování situace. Svině covid *nalívá první slivovicu*

Today's #proofofwalk around a pond. #dog #dogstr #autumn

Browsing Temu is my new kink.

#czechstr #cokolada

#shitpost #carstr #lol

I swear you deserve to get your arm broken for getting your phone out,when pro camera is literally in the middle. Jesus on the cross, junkies everywhere. View quoted note →

#meme #shitpost