I've been asked to participate in some school musical as a part of live band. Shame they won't let me direct this as well.😈 #music #musicstr

Is there a club of "I wrote to a magazine about a mistake in their knitting pattern" and where do I sign up? #knitting?

This lovely lady, who lived a large part of her life as a fully functional guy and father, nails down the differences in approach between women and men quite well. Funny and tasteful. And imho kinda sad.

I'd just like to warn you all that I love festive occasions of any kind and the minute December starts, I'll hit all with my Christmas cheer. I'm that type that drags home huge tree, buys silver huge trains, acres of traditional cookies and kilometers of lights. So GFY in order to avoid me Mariah Careying in in. 🫡

My blues band's drummer got hit by a car two months ago and nearly lost his left leg, he'll struggle a lot to get back. An hour ago our bass player fucked up his left shoulder playing squash. He threw it out so bad he needs surgery and 3 months reconvalescence. I'm in a band with drummer without leg and bass player without arm. We must monetize this somehow.

Good morning, my child. How about we start Monday morning with Disney musical about killing babies. I have even children's book about it. And Christmas story beginning is also something ❤️

I had a big ball of soft, but cheap low quality yarn. Now I have a bathroom floormat.

Carnivore. Low carb. Paleo. Vegan. Sure. #buchty #food #foodstr

Found an old photo, will use it.