Funny how a person can feel unstoppable just from devouring two strong lagers and a cake.

This little shop prays on my darkest desires.

My husband looks at me like I was the sun. Achievement unlocked. #meme #memestr

GM from my #syrian #hamstr Hercules! The photo is crappy, it was a long shot in relative darkness earlier today. Hammy is now back below the suface in his box and will get out at around 10pm. ☝️ Hamsters are NOT good pets for kids and definitely not for class, they should never see healthy hamster outside during the day. Also they need a shitload of surface (these two boxes are actually barely fitting, he's getting fat), no cage sold in a petshop is suitable☝️ and this bruh uses running wheel for a chinchilla - so he actually can run without curved spine. #hamster #pet #animal

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Small #protip

"You can get extra xbox time if you play me the beginning of Spongebob on piano" "You can watch extra youtube if you crochet me a chain" and kids bite into such deal like sharks.

#meme #memestr #true

I've been asked to participate in some school musical as a part of live band. Shame they won't let me direct this as well.😈 #music #musicstr