Shush y'all, Théoden the King stands alone!! #lotr

I just made this drink, but served it hot without any toppings. Now,after half a mug, I don't feel like moving, even posting a note is so much work! Also I added two more rum shots, because come on. #christmas #drinkstr #eggnog #recipe I might sleep now.

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Naked grandma exercising in living room Naked grandpa doing squats on the terrace Husband is literally hanging upside down on self-traction couch Boys are nicely playing with dinosaurs, meaning "oh hey this big pterodactyl looks like a boomerang"*SWOOOOSH* And this is actually the good part of my family.

Thanks for the tip @Yarnlady 🧶, I bought Ballerina Capuccina crochet kit with pattern.🫡 Brainrots are hot commodity in our 6yo's school. Bless those friends who don't know what I'm talking about. Then I forgot that pattern at home while were at grandma's, so I loosely winged it based on 😅 Meh, I couldn't read patterns anyway, what a mess😆 Nevertheless, 6yo fell in love with her, carries her around and gives her kisses for her to come alive, so it's a win. #crochet #diy #brainrot #moonchild #mumstr

Long kiss goodnight is such a good action movie😩 View quoted note →

Christmas feast. We have finally use for pregnant man emoji. View quoted note →

December 25th is our pajamas day last ten years. We just lay in front of TV and bring in leftover schnitzels with potato salad and cookies all day. It's magnificent. This year my husband told our small boys that they can do whatever on this day and we won't moderate it. Basically a day of xbox and cookies, best gift for them ever. They were strong until 1 AM. 🥲 I'm so tired. 🥲 #mumstr

I always thought meh, volleyball. Then I saw some pro men match and it's borderline scary. Also we have an ex professional in our family and he was allegedly the smallest one there and I stare at his nipples when we stay next to each other. He could probably kill a woman with serving that freakin ball👀 View quoted note →

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Aah, the Christmas classic. Funfact for my German friends: Drei Haselnüsse für Aschenbrodel is Czech production as it is German. It's literally half and half, she and the princ are Czechs. But the princ, Pavel Trávníček, is from Brno, our second largest city - and he had so wicked Brno accent that he's actually dubbed over in his own language. 😌😆 #czechstr #germanstr #cinderella #popelka #aschenbrodel For my english speaking friends: I think this is really pretty and funny take on Cinderella. But YouTube has only subtitles. #movie #fairytale #christmas

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