Me: God I don't think people can do anything more retarded with Trump's mugshot at this point. This asshole: Hold my meth

If you run the Trump mugshot through the female filter you get a woman that looks like she gives roadhead on a jet ski

*taps the sign* NO EXCEPTIONS

"Listen folks, let me tell you something, these Stormcloaks, they're a disaster, okay? Skyrim was tremendous, believe me. It was fantastic until they showed up. The Empire, let me tell you, they were just relaxing, being lazy. And guess what? If they weren't busy searching for you, I would've taken that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. But you and me, we shouldn't be right here, dealing with these Stormcloaks because the Empire wants them, I can tell you that." View quoted note →

"Mommy why does Snow White have a beard" View quoted note →

"Its like a Hadouken! for her vagina"

THERE ARE JEHOVAS WITNESSES AT MY DOOR AHHHH HOW DID THEY GET PAST THE LANDMINES :AAAAAA_glitch:

Oh he ded

> 2 kids, child support > fake eyelashes > hair dyed > childs braces being repo'd THIS IS ALL SOMEONE ELSES FAULT I mean she isn't wrong but bitch, you got your kids braces repo'd because you couldn't remember to make the payment

Look, you can take people's freedom. You can make them wear stupid masks. You can inject them with experimental drugs. You can chemically castrate their children even. And they'll just take it and complain. You take their alcohol? Oh you're gonna get fucked up. Do you want guillotines in the streets? Cause this is how you sharpen the national razor

CHRIS-CHAN THE FREE MAN GONNA SEXUALLY ASSAULT HIS MOMMA JUST AS SOON AS HE CAN

Invented in 1961, the "Suitcase Anti-Theft Device". I want so badly for them to bring this technology back and put it on Nike boxes

Bray Wyatt died at 36 years old, in very good physical condition from Covid-19...due to a "pre-existing heart condition"... Ok so he was vaxed

If one single Q-tard tells me that Trump getting arrested is some kind of 13D interstellar backgammon move to finally drain the swamp I'm going to [redacted] their ass with a giant [redacted] and then drive a snowplow over their [redacted] while I shove two ladders in their [redacted] with a GIRAFFE