BigTLarrity
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Pixie: *talking about her game* I have to do 12 dungeons to unlock this boss. This was number 5 so 5 to go.
Me: *Norm MacDonald voice* You may notice these numbers don't add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman
This, while an extremely simple counter never stops being funny to me
Normalize handing stupid people a wakazashi and then staring at them in disappointment until they use it
I wonder whats happening in the "Al Gore became President" timeline
Lee Harvey Oswald defected to Russia during the cold War. He wanted to study and write.
They assigned him to work a wood lathe.
Real life dig the fucking hole
"You know how to read?"
Yes.
"Name ten books"
....
Oh no.
My hill is gay
In 1934 the Hays code was established in Hollywood to prevent the moral decay of audiences. It laid on guidelines for what was allowed to be shown in movies.
Almost immediately A.L. "Whitey" Schafer (you can't make this shit up) a jew produced this in an attempt to violate every single rule:
Would Vince McMahon fake a wrestlers death? Is he that big of a carny?
RIP Bob "jew Beater" Barker
Bob Barker died and no one told me?!
Bray Wyatt, Terry Funk and now BOB BARKER?! Everyone that knows how to throw a worked punch is dying
You really notice cut corners in the weirdest places sometimes.
When I used to eat vienna sausages as a kid the BBQ sauce in them was thick. It was like actual BBQ sauce. Now its thin red water that tastes vaguely like bbq sauce
He jus like me fr fr
Nigerian movies are...something else
Me: God I don't think people can do anything more retarded with Trump's mugshot at this point.
This asshole: Hold my meth