I own God's Most Chosen cat The nose on this lil fat nigger

In my 20s I joined a doomsday cult that believed Jesus was going to come back and take the clean believers to space Heaven (Which is located apparently between the rings of Saturn). In order to be a "clean believer" you had to avoid eating onions and garlic. I knew it was a cult when I joined. I joined only because I was bored they were giving away free coffee cups and they had a cool dragon and cross on them. Anyway I left the cult after about 2 weeks. Fun times.

If you go to the Heaven's Gate website not only does it still look exactly like it did in 1997 but the email is still monitored and you can still join

In retrospect we should have known anyone named Marshall AppleWhite was going to start a cult

Since they added a bunch of niggers to Dune is Paul still Muad'dib or is it Muah'dik now

Buying a bedroom keurig so I don't have to go to the kitchen at 3am to make my going back to sleep coffee

When someone in a job interview asks me where I see myself in 5 years:

Andrew Tate fans be like:

Will you eat the forbidden molasses?

Abby Shapiro doesn't like people paying attention to White girl milkers: :angry_boobs:

Its true, I really am too nice and peaceful for the world of selling artisanal hand grenades and hot sauces

WTF is this? Is this a Pro School Shooting ad? Liberal are literally fucking retarded

So that kid that the media tried to have crucified for dressing like an Indian and having a half black face paint? Yeah, he is an actual Native American. He is a member of the Chumash Tribe and his father is on their board of Native Affairs. They claimed he was White You think you hate the media but you don't hate them enough

Terminator movie idea: 1987 Axl Rose Terminator coming to 2023 to kill the faggot he is going to become

Top 3 answers to why communists don't own a gun in America: 1. Fear of suiciding self 2. I'm sensitive but I learned mall karate 3. I'm 11

Bitch I don't know why you do this shit to me

FUCK WE JUST BOMBED IRAN! ITS HABBENING