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We have those mysterious Blockchain Servers that Prof Jiang desperately wants to find in stock! You should order one right now before he buys all of them.

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Bitcoin Nodes

Our Bitcoin Nodes

As requested, here's the new PSU enclosure and PSUBB with terminal covers and a nice full cover for the brreakout board. Safety first, lads.

GM to everyone helping outbuild the surveillance state!

Bitcoin is designed to put large miners out of business on a long enough timescale. Halving cuts the block reward, inflation and rising energy costs raise cost of production. Margins for large-scale miners get squeezed harder every cycle. Industrial mining operations need profits to cover facilities, staff, investors, and debt. When the math stops working in their favor, they shut down or, more recently, pivot to AI. But the pleb miners at home? Different game entirely. No rent for a datacenter. No employees. No shareholders demanding returns. Just miners in garages and basements, heating houses in winter, running on solar in summer and providing a revenue stream for anyone with excess energy. Bitcoin doesn't care about your economy or scale. The halving itself is a filter. Long-term, it filters out the operations that can't survive on thin margins. Guess who can stay irrational much longer than any commercial entity? It's us!

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This is a test.

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USB Data Blocker

Keep your cold wallet offline, even while it’s plugged in. This simple USB data blocker passes power only, blocking data lines between your lapto...

Breakout board samples arrived. Exiting stuff!

GM! Wir müssen aufhören weniger toxisch zu sein.

Revolution stand auf unseren Fahnen Revolution stand uns im Gesicht...

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The Parasite NerdQaxe Stand is now live in the shop! The Stand fits the NerdQaxe+ & NerdQaxe++ open-source ASIC bitcoin miners. Inspired by Parasite Pool, created as a printable token of appreciation for having found Block 938713 Get yours here:

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Parasite NerdQaxe Stand

A Stand for NerdQaxe+ & NerdQaxe++ inspired by Parasite Pool, featuring print-in-place hinges, space for additional fan in the Parasites belly and ...

If you want to print it yourself, make sure you have a sufficiently big build volume as this is a big print. The files are available on Printables and the Filehub, both of which can be found in the downloads section.

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Downloads - Go Brrr

Our download section has been moved to a self-hosted instance, click the button below to check them out.

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