JACKIE GLEASON SECRET TO THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake." 8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!". 10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'. 12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. 13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!". Can't you just hear him say all of these? I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word or political. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless" with a big smile on his face.

My Thoughts? Clinton and Obama are the best at stealing Tax Payer $$$$$

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😂 Everyones Favorite Union...

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#PoW

Why does apple allow Primal to zap notes but doesn’t allow Damus to zap notes?? #asknostr

I would like to encourage everyone to share this with your normie friends and family members: specifically the RFK Jr portion....

GM Nostr…. Had to breakout my old iPhone to use Damus. Amethyst and Primal on my Android just hasn’t been a good experience the past few weeks. 😔 - I don’t know what’s going on? Hopefully they work out the issues…. @jb55 Man, wish you guys would create a solid Android version of Damus. I don’t want to use iPhone.

“THEY” are not going to allow DJT to walk back into the White House in January 2025. If he does - I’ll be SHOCKED…..

Another “Conspiracy Theory” that ends up being True.

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