I noticed that when I make a big deal about people buying #bitcoin for the first time #nonKYC, they are more likely to buy than if I say, "Just buy some on CashApp." Something about telling people they can pull one over on their tyrant overlords seems to help the orange pill go down easier. Here is my walkthrough process for new people: 1. Download Aqua Wallet 2. I send them 10k sats 3. Download Tor 4. Navigate to Robosats 5. Use your 10k sats as a down payment retainer to buy your sats 6. Keep stacking to 2-5 mil sats 7. Buy/Setup a Blockstream Jade 8. Send your sats into your newly created cold storage wallet but keep about 100k in Aqua wallet 9. Repeat 6-8

When we pay someone for work, I always ask them if they accept bitcoin. So far, I haven't had any luck, but I find myself becoming more sarcastic and aggressive about it the more I ask. Me: Do you guys accept bitcoin? Plumber: uh....no.....we Me: Oh, y'all still like that government trash. Plumber: uh well haha Me: Remember this conversation a couple years from now when the price of btc was only $100k.

My completely subjective opinion on the Religious landscape of Christianity in 2024 https://noeljbass.me/Pew-Research-Survey #biblestr #ChristisKing

A great Christmas movie to watch with your woke family on Christmas is Home Alone 2. They will be blessed with a Trump cameo in the movie right before you remind them that they are only days away from his tyranical empire and the inevitable evangelical inquisition that follows. "Wait. What is the evangelical inquisition?" they may ask. At this point, you should solumnly walk out the room while retaining eye contact, speaking in tongues under your breath, mongolian throat singing style. #nostr #grownostr

..cause watching someone sugarcoat a fruitcake is better than watching a fruitcake sugarcoat political attrocities. #plebchain #grownostr

I reached out to one of my clients for a follow up on his website and he told me he wasn't getting any business inquiries at all. I attached myself as a secondary forward address and I've gotten 4 in the last 2 hours. Turns out, his email app didnt check the spam folder so he never received any inquiries. Horrifying, but at least we figured it out and whitelisted the address 😅.

I talk about bitcoin exclusively to my normy friends...which is why they always ask me about investing in the latest 💩coin craze.

Soooo....no more throwing money at Israel for the sake of pleasing the dispensationalist base, right?

Have Nostr clients gotten any better for browser? I'm still planning on going phone-less but don't know what viable options there are to access Nostr outside of it. #plebchain #asknostr

When you order lambchops and you get a lambchip #foodstr #seaworld

There it is...

Is not often you see divergents in politics between party lines, but every once in a while you see something that gives you whiplash.

Lord have mercy.. #biblestr #grownostr

So I explained to my brother in law that today is the day the Orthodox Church commemorates Saint Nicholas, and how he sold his family fortune to pay off a debt for girls who would have otherwise be sold into prostitution. This kid straight faced says, "I guess that makes sense. I always wondered why he said 'HO, HO, HO'". I laughed. He laughed. My wife was mortified. Anyways, GN for real this time. #plebchain #grownostr

One day you're a kid who thinks he's invincible, the next you find yourself looking in a mirror and trying to understand how you got so hairy. GN #nostr 💤💤

#biblestr #christisking

Imagine an alternate dimension where Trump was actually humble.

Nothing like a coding project that grows legs the more you dig in...

Now we all get fat cause we're sick and tired of doing #100adaytil100k #bitcoin