Albinos Haiku it seems albinos are just shiny pokemon only in real life #poemstr #poetry GN

Probably the craziest Florida man story I've ever read: A married couple in Tallahassee Fl, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...." Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched." Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator. #plebchain #nostr

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GM Back to the grind

Divorce He forgot to feed the fire, she deemed it his job. Logs stood selfless in waiting. Inches from the fading ember. Miles from one another. #poemstr #poetry

GM Lightning services are dropping left and right. Time for Liquid implementation 😉

We are finally going to be able to apply, "Don't trust, verify" to vaccines. #grownostr #nostr #plebchain

I asked my wife for ramen, and she understood the assignment ❤️❤️❤️ #foodstr #nostr

I guess devs and civil engineers have something in common. #plebchain #nostr

GN early

GM My client asked me to create a logo based on another logo they had designed a while back, but they lost the original images. The only one they had was a very low quality one that they still use on their website unfortunately. They wanted the same feel and theme as the original, just for a pet kennel business they are starting. I typically try to stray away from logo design stuff, but she wanted it quickly and I couldn't get in contact with any of my designers in time. I think it turned out pretty good. A bit busy, and I think the color palette is a bit all over the place....but that's what they wanted and she pays pretty well for these sort of things.

What are the chances we actually get the Epstein list? Honestly didn't think we'd ever get here.

Kash Patel just got the votes he needed to be confirmed. All the Qanon guys right now: "...gigity"

Your quarterly reminder that I'm still sour #plebchain #nostr

Bro wat... #nature #wildlife #animalstr #naturestr

Is there a reason why we haven't seen more talk/integration of Silent Payments on layer1? #bitcoin #asknostr

GM #biblestr #grownostr