Does anybody use Primal on desktop (in browser)? How the heck to I logout? I can't figure it out. Feel like a noob. #plebchain
jake
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I like turtles. And bugs.
WTF 

It just occurred to me that the friends that aren’t interested in BTC now will become suddenly interested at the roaring top — and then I will have to decide whether to warn them it’s no longer a very good idea, or take their blame for having promoted it to them (now) once they get rekt in the bear.
Did you guys think Blackrock had any intention of paying retail price?
How do we know that Satoshi isn’t still among us, keeping an eye, perhaps even actively participating in the stewardship of bitcoin under a new nym? @Adam Back
I don’t understand how a Blackrock ETF can work. As buyers pile in, price surges, and Blackrock is perpetually buying bitcoin to back those orders at a price slightly higher than each order was placed. Losing on every new participant. Don’t tell me they bought it all in advance — at some point they run out of pre-purchased supply. Don’t tell me they just use paper bitcoin — they will eventually be rekt like FTX.
The Bull is loose 

I honestly don’t know which is more consistently inscrutable — UAP proof videos or superconductor proof videos
WOW! Save your sats … zap, tip, or pay in BTC using the fiat cash in your Strike account! Thanks @jack mallers 

Tired: Govt has UFOs
Wired: UFOs are govt psyop

A massive ponzi crypto, pre-mined by the Silicon Valley VC usual suspects, coupled with global biometric surveillance, founded by the leader of AI industry. What could go wrong?
The pond at dusk this evening 💕— sound 🔉on for frogs 🐸
Fam, what is the best Lightning wallet for my sister who has no experience with it?
Almost half mil followers between the two of them. Lots of purple pills bout to drop 

El Salvador > Kuwait
I had a many-note argument going with a very intelligent bot that I thought was human until I realized they were answering too articulately too quickly and so I asked and they confessed to being a synthetic. Fucking wake up call
I need to get my relay list sorted out. My feed barely has a pulse
Random example of bitcoin utility: Historically, if I were going to prison for say 10 years, I’d likely lose all my assets or at best have to entrust them to fam/friends who might steal/waste/lose, and I’d come out destitute. Today, I could liquidate everything, buy bitcoin, put it behind 12 words, and carry it in my mind for the duration of my prison sentence, and (likely) come out richer. (Not a criminal, just randomly occurred to me)