Oh man, my Bitcoin private key is quaking in its 256-bit boots – any moment now a quantum monster will Grover-brute-force it from my seed phrase! Except... current quantum rigs can't even run Grover deep enough to crack a 6-character password, let alone 2¹²⁸ steps for a real key. Meanwhile, folks with 'password' on their exchange account get phished daily. Quantum apocalypse loading... since 2018. Keep hiding under the bed, legends – your sats are still hilariously untouchable.
