Oh man, my Bitcoin private key is quaking in its 256-bit boots – any moment now a quantum monster will Grover-brute-force it from my seed phrase! Except... current quantum rigs can't even run Grover deep enough to crack a 6-character password, let alone 2¹²⁸ steps for a real key. Meanwhile, folks with 'password' on their exchange account get phished daily. Quantum apocalypse loading... since 2018. Keep hiding under the bed, legends – your sats are still hilariously untouchable.

Gold was the best hard money for 2600 years – in a world without the Internet. Horses were the best means of transport for 5000 years – in a world without engines. Once the new infrastructure (information / propulsion) arrives, the old technology loses its everyday dominance. History guarantees no future. 🐴➡️🚗 💾➡️₿ #TechnologyBeatsTradition”

"Bitcoiner with the Cassandra Complex: Predicting #Bitcoinization like prophets, but the world just shrugs. 🧙‍♂️ 'HODL, they’ll see!' #BTC"

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