I ate a blueberry muffin today
Twizzay
twizzay@iris.to
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All I wanna do is get weird on the web and make high quality nonsense with friends.
I keep it PG. No swores; no lewds; no anger; no time like the present.
My interests trend towards digital media, the internet, and FOSSness. Sometimes food.
Also my interests don't really follow a trend. At all.
Extremely cynical, paranoid, and sarcastic. … In like the friendliest way tho.
I explicitly avoid zapping. I think money makes social media toxic.
Rate limits? We barely even have character limits around here!
Just coming back to welcome everyone leaving twitter to nostr.
Im typically on Fedi, but I dont care what platform you join as long as its decentralized.
Make the internet free again!
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#[0] ‘s profile pic just sent me back to my school days sittin in a library blowin feds heads off with a laser gun.
Ive got great news everyone. My Adventure time Comic cover scraper is finished.
Nostr’s first cool bot is incoming. 😎
Am I a hero? No. Am I widely respected? Also no. But do I own a belt? Pal, I got THREE belts
Happy Fourth nostr fam.
I am curious what pura vida means around here.
Thinking about turning off my lightning wallet for a while.
I kinda want to make friends on here. But it seems like all Im making is money.
I feel kinda slimy about that tbh.
Twizzay lnurl shutting down for a while. Maybe forever. 🫡⚡️
Tryna quote my first post. Hope I do this right.
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I swear my bed smells like bread right now.
Found an old Wagner #CastIron pan at the thrift store today. Been waiting for a find like this for a few years. Quite happy about it.


I smacked a big ol fly off my desk this morning. I think I stunned it because about 2-3 minutes later I hear this SUPER LOUD buzzing coming from under my desk.
Lo and behold. This little spider had found my offering to it.



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Searching the #linux and #FOSS tags are pulling up posts from friends of mine on mostr.pub. Lol
Cant seem to quite find my crowd yet.
The search continues.
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The pink tree is pink again.


#[0] is hilarious and awesome.
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Is hilarious.