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Tristan Brice Velloza Kildaire
deavmi@deavmi.assigned.network
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Computer programmer ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป, wine drinker ๐Ÿท, opinion haver ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ, Roman Catholic โœ๏ธ I have quite a keen interest in compilers, operating systems, routing and food. XMR: 43jx2gRMRxBauz2gwKTb9VJyUqKNg7wVPVVhQd32cgUA6WGhs2haJXAHfrdTzTKdYfeGEbDT8FtkF45sKMAEyasWRSyG5Sj BTC: bc1qkvduq9rwray2ymrvkrven3m8vsp9ah55f4hnc4 SimpleX: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=2-7&smp=smp%3A%2F%2Fhpq7_4gGJiilmz5Rf-CswuU5kZGkm_zOIooSw6yALRg%3D%40smp5.simplex.im%2FG0HWkVbLHEAC38X3oPTL6iOLZnJ0gC32%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-3%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAc_KgxEP05S0o28ZO2FoaWC-fmRPWsjRUYNGTiE9N-y8%253D%26srv%3Djjbyvoemxysm7qxap7m5d5m35jzv5qq6gnlv7s4rsn7tdwwmuqciwpid.onion
My 100% Mossad impenetrable bunker, this secret facility is underground, fully wired into cryptographic darknets and running off of a stream of Monero tokens and a miniture pebble-bed nuclear reactor. Food is airdropped by a Zimbabwean 'entrepeneur' at a rate undercutting the supermarket. This photo was taken from the POV of the IP-camera attached to the Glock-17 with an auto-sear. What's stopping you from living in a tunnel? image
Having a bag of converter connectors does help. Downside is you only have one of each so you have to by two bags worth R400 each. Anyone have some better options?
Back when I was very young and had traveled to Orlando, Florida to go to Disney World I vividly recall one particular event. The resort, one of the Disney ones, had quite a large pool and of course all the kids would be playing there whilst the parents were having MickeyMouse Juice (tm). Me and my brother were swimming together in the pool and had made some friends. I remember one fella we were swimming with, a black (African-American in this case) fella. We spoke about where we were from, and of course when we told him South Africa he was amazed - you know, so far away and "muy exotico". We told him that we would ride animals to school. Many people took lions but our family personally preferred elephants. I was happy to have helped provided real African education based on my lived-experience. (I ride the Elephant 3000 model, it's the model from last year but still has good fuel economy)
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