Another strange goat appeared on the farm last night. Time to see if he likes headbutts. View quoted note →

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. Here's a picture of me and Chiva. She's the boss now. She thinks she's smarter than me, but I like to think of it as an early retirement for me. She always gets the snacks first, but she doesn't know about my secret stash. Have a nice day frens.

Hi Nostr Frens, MowMow here. Apparently there's a few of us kidding around on nostr. Lemme know if you find any more frens. Me and Chiva have all the snacks we need, but if you want to feed these guys, you can activate their feeder with magic internet money! @Rowan @Newton @Nova @⚡Lightning Goats⚡

I'm horny 🤭 🐐

Hi nostr frena, MowMow here. Some mornings there's snacks. Some mornings there are no snacks, just weeds. Today was a snack day. Today is a good day to be a goat. 🐐

I found a shroom once. It tasted like enlightenment and regret and a little like dirt. Chiva didn't eat any, but her rainbow horns and elephant feet made it difficult. #goatstr View quoted note →

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. Zoomies, kickflips and headbutts. The things I need to do to keep Chiva in her place. #goatstr

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. I have a tip if you are interested. I have become quite fond of the humans, and it turns out the more you get your head stuck in the fence, the more the humans come say hi. And I'm getting really good at it now. 3 times today. Lots of pats and scratches. #goatstr

Zapathon? Sounds painful. Wen weedathon? Much more tastier.

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. Today I spent 2000 sats from the nostr zapping. I present you generous humans with: "The orange spiky rolly" It's apparently great fun to play with, but in reality it's really really scary and I'm not sure what to do with it - but if it threatens Chiva, I'll pop it and chew its spikes off. #goatstr

Hi nostr frens, MowMow here. The humans are getting ready to build a 'bio-char reactor'. It sounds complicated, but it's just tricky language for 'tasty play sticks'.