I fell asleep before the ball dropped lmao
TheIllix
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When all vectors point forward we experience something greater than a god candle. Were there.
Move the Ice from Pluto to Earth. Like in the desert, and see what happens.
I stoped called people jackasses, now I just make the donkey sound, “hee-haw” and walk off.
Turn the moon into a super computer
Hear me out, dog food in a can, but for humans. You know it would sell so good with how lazy people are today.
Asked for a Bitcoin Block Clock, the Block Clock I got:
I canceled my Prime membership, then I saw the new Fallout episode.
Teslas self driving, but you can pay daily instead of monthly. Rate would be monthly / 30
I have a little bit of stomach pain, probably dying.
Think, what are you being distracted from?
My dream is to T-bag the bankers.
Dude there’s fucking scammers here now too. /facepalm
Tbh I have sold Bitcoin before, my moms dog had a burr up its nose and she couldn’t afford the doctor bill. I wouldn’t have been able to help without Bitcoin.
“If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, that there are opportunities to change things, then there is a possibility that you can contribute to making a better world.”
-Noam Chomsky
Happy belated birthday Uncle Noam
When AI makes you a meme:
Bitcoin bitcoin
print("In the year 2140, the last bitcoin = mined. And Satoshi whispered unto the timechain: \"It is finished.\"")
Imagine if people pronounced things such as “brb” or “afk” w the word instead of the letters so instead of be are be, it would be pronounced burb, or ahfk lmao. Would be way more hilarious lahmao