I have to share this one: we had a quarterly all-hands meeting today (about 80 people in total in our management sub), it was boring as always and I decided to watch it while lifting in the office gym with camera on, because why not. After a few minutes of deadlifts, my manager straight up stormed into the office gym and went WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS EXTREMELY UNPROFESSIONAL, TURN OFF THE CAMERA RIGHT NOW! Honestly I don't think anybody would even care. If I saw somebody else doing it I would probably find it pretty cool. Granted, that meeting had about two levels of management above him, but I don't know if he's scared of catching flak because Karen the Product Manager could be offended or something. I think I'm witnessing the cowardly corpo brain unravel itself onto me in full force. Funnily enough I was actually paying quite a lot of attention, compared to my normal snoozing on the chair - at least until he pissed me off. He's already added this to the agenda for next week's 1:1 meeting in scary bold text and after getting scolded two weeks ago for saying fuck on Slack a single time, I don't give a shit anymore. Fire me if you want. And then dare to cry that you have nobody capable enough with spare time at work to dump my tasks on.

This is the first saved image in my laptop's image folder, it's called "yui fish.jpg". It seems that I saved it on 2017-10-03, 18:39:16.

any programmer born after 1993 can’t compile… all they know is node module’s , charge they macbook, dependabot, ask chatgpt , change pronoun & gay

rocket launch this nigga into the sun

Mister Łister is actually pronounced like Mister Wister. few know this

signs of a hellthread beyond repair

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skating day 2: this feels like playing QWOP. I can barely cover 5m on a very slight downhill still no falls :reimuhappy:

GAY FUCKING MANDATORY ASS ANNUAL COURSE

how can South Korea have mandatory military service and still be so gay

can I get a quick rundown on the recent "media literacy" spergery? is it just about the Starship Troopers movie or is there more to it?

@npub1mewr...gjf7 did you know that Fabio Lione did a bunch of euroeat songs

backup time

chia seeds everywhere on the floor FUCK!

debugging after midnight is such a strange vibe. there's no activity around, you're fully absorbed in the code, but you're not hammering out anything either, just poring over variables and trying to hunt down ghosts in the machine. I like it but it's also quite a pain, can't wait for the moment of enlightement when I find the line I typed out wrong