Accepting that I’m not a penguin.
It is what it is.
Bauzen
bauzen@harlembitcoin.com
npub17f66...92kc
👋 Hi, I’m Steve. I’m from the future 🚀🪐
⚡️
🥊 Author of “All Callouts is Mandatory”
📸 Retired Entertainment Photographer
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013
☠️ Survivor [687013]
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
It helps…
how the dip looks @ me when the market is red…
“Give them a rerief bounce”
“Now send it to 58k dorrars”
I’m not depressed.
I just need $250,000 in my bank account.
Wreckless
Whenever non-frens get mean
Day 40 of 2026 💨
Them : “ are you still long on bitcoin? ”
Me:
⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
It’s that time…
I miss these days… 😫
Me driving back to Costco bc my wife left her phone at home…
☝🏻
" How long are you in Bitcoin right now? “
me:
Stay cozy, fren 🫶🏻
Bull Market confirmed ✔️
Me: “I don’t want to go anywhere”
Her:
