You spend your whole adult life in crypto-anarchist circles, actually shipping real work, even getting your name in the white paper, and then for ten years you're compromised not by broken crypto but by the state doing what it does: leverage, intel-grade sextortion, strings, control, kept secret the whole time. So the irony is brutal: publicly you're "trust nobody, assume compromise, OPSEC is religion" while privately you're living inside someone else's threat model. And the ending is perfect: you do not get exposed by cryptanalysis or a confession, but by a third party's bad digital hygiene, sloppy passwords, leaky inbox, tragedy with clown makeup.
Branden with an E
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🏴☠️ Pirate 🏴☠️
Ladies, imagine being married to this guy...
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I wrote a song about sailing out to Cape Lookout. It is starting to receive some local attention here in NC. Any sailors on this thing?
#sailor #sailing #tunestr #music #obx
Evidently, this is me in 25 years.


Quantum mechanics and wine tasting are the same scam.
Bitcoin isn’t hard to understand because it’s technical. It’s hard to understand because it’s moral.
The sort of man who brags about understanding Bitcoin rarely understands himself.
Doing my part. 

There’s a particular kind of magic that happens when a bunch of half-soused nobodies shuffle onto a plywood stage in the corner of a dive bar, tune their guitars like they’re trying to pick a lock, and then proceed to belt out the most gloriously imperfect noise you’ve heard all year. And it kills.
I'm calling BS on the Giza pyramids story. I can't find the alleged "March 15th press release" anywhere.
We are still feeling the adverse consequences of the cash for clunkers program.
Look up to see stars. Look in to see constellations.
Forgot to pick up chocolate gold coins last night, so the leprechaun had to improvise this year. Gold bars it is (Snickers painted with edible gold paint.)
Notice the glitter footprints?


@Adam Curry Your comments about the cussing trend inspired me to write a thing. Hope you enjoy it.
https://njump.me/naddr1qqxnzden8y6nqwpjx56nxd3kqgsvpft6z222jvg8c0t9zjsgx4ccv65gcea0zyxs735x7tdd3v3s77srqsqqqa28zjjqxw
