Happy Public Domain day to all those who celebrate
Huh, so this is the most widely celebrated holiday in the world
"Hey, thanks for coming onto the podcast today! To kick this off, we'll start with a simple question: who's the best person you've ever talked to and why is/isn't it me?"
Winter is here, and so is the end to my friendship with the humble hot water bottle to counter the cold. The electric blanket is my new meta.
Do network engineers call nibbles 'quartets'?
The best thing you can do for humanity is to convince others.
The best thing you can do for yourself is to be convinced by someone else.
We need a 4-day week, a 16-day month, and a 256-day year. It would make everything so much easier!!
Who do I call to make this happen?
.ui mi ca klama la jbogu'e
We finally have it. For 30 years, the greatest minds across the globe have been perfecting the spread of information, dopamine release cycle, filtering & popularisation of content, and creation of the ultimate form of humour. So tiny and so diamond-perfect as to have no meaning whatsoever. But this would not be innovative enough to even survive in the modern net's amusement landscape. It is also so truly incontaminable as to be unable to ever attach any meaning to, especially so now that we have recently achieved global mindshare. So meaningless, so diconnected from reality, and so unbelievably hilarious (or enraging) as to immediately induce insanity in the mind of the victim. This is true brainrot, taken to its ultimate logical conclusion.
We have distilled all of the world's funniness into a single, definite compound. It has 100% purity, maximum concentration, and supreme potency. We are, at last, ready for worldwide activation of the perfect mind-disabling superweapon, for the achievement of the metaphysical ideal of [DATA EXPUNGED]. The compound is not known by any standard name โ only by its unique compound ID number: 67.
What's stopping me from using tomato soup as pasta sauce?
When I die I want my brain to be uploaded into a 130 000 node Kubernetes cluster, and to have my life's savings pay for the compute bill.
You've heard of "this meeting could've been an email", but have you heard of "this 501(c)(3) non-profit could've been a DAO"?
Make no mistake โ generative AI is the biggest, most pervasive, most powerful weapon we have against the intellectual monopoly.
Globalisation of the internet marked the beginning of the end for copyright. Generative AI is our hope for dealing the final blow: to permanently sever the connection between art and artist, thereby making copyright unenforceable.
A week ago I held 0 sats. Now instead I hold 0 bitcoins, and my entire life has changed. Thank you Square!
How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light bulb?
2: One to remove the existing bulb, and the other to figure out what kind of bulb emits broken light.
October monthly update out now!
Gist
Monthly update for October 2025
Monthly update for October 2025. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
Nobody ever reads these, and the fact they're only published as Markdown files on my GitHub Gists page is certainly no help. I'll either start posting them to my website or potentially to here soonโข though.
Don't know who needs to hear this, but it's never selfish or greedy to give something away for free.
It takes a lot of luck to be this lucky
I'm now convinced that the AWS us-east-1 datacentre is the most important building on the planet.
But hey, Nostr's still up!
