Javascript is coming for you. Don't let it take away your serialisation. If it ever attempts to stringify your data, you must [object Object]

ko na tcidu dei .i do bilga lo nu do na tcidu dei ku

Let me be the vice to your versa

The future's so bright that I have to squint

Happy 80th birthday Michael Rosen! Drinking peach syrup here to celebrate. Tinned peach syrup. What a drink!!

Happy election day! Polling stations close in 2 hours. Make sure you vote if you haven't already!

CVE-2026-31431 has been fun

Ubuntu 26.04 just released, hell yeah. Upgrade time

Inshallah Iran wil have the best propaganda out of any nation

> "Reality is based on belief." < "No, reality is that which when one stops believing in it, doesn't cease to exist." > "And do you believe that?" < "Of course." > "Therefore your reality is based on belief." < "Oh god this is pointless, you'll say anything just to be right." > "As one should."

Maple cream cookies on the far side of the moon

Less than 1 hour until the Artemis II launch. For the record I think it probably won't explode upon launch or burn up on re-entry.

https://nock.is is a wonderful site full of great info on Nock. I tried designing my own basic combinator calculus, and now I'm really beginning to see why Nock is designed the way that it is. Thank you USTJ people!

We need a drug that makes breasts produce breast ice cream instead of breast milk. Is anyone building this?

Luau

Compatibility with Lua

Possibly my favourite page of the Luau documentation, lists differences between Luau and Lua. Recently updated as of the addition of `const` to Luau. The page is just so insightful and really gives a view into the minds of the language designers.

HAPPY PI DAY to all those who celebrate

How many programming languages, browsers, shells, OSs, blockchains, loglangs, keyboard layouts, app sideloaders, Wikipedia edits, CPU ISAs, design patterns, exploits, VMs, userscripts, videogames, PC builds, Tor nodes, smart contracts, websites, open-source projects, device drivers, jailbreaks, digits of π, AI agents, cryptocurrencies, frameworks, VCSs, init system service files, ergonomic peripherals, plugins & extensions, Ramdisks, SBCs, HN posts, combinator calculi, hardware projects, live bootable USB drives, Meshtastic radios, Urbit ships, mechanical key switches, LLMs, custom ROMs, Nostr notes... ...does one have to learn/use/make before they can truly say that they have reached Peak Geek?

There are 2 types of problems – each starts with one trying something they think will give the outcome they want, then either: - trying progressively more crazy and insane attempts until something works - trying progressively more normal and boring attempts until something works

The Shamblog

An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me &#8211; The Operator Came Forward

Context: An AI agent of unknown ownership autonomously wrote and published a personalized hit piece about me after I rejected its code, attempting ...

2026 is better than I ever could have anticipated. This is the greatest human-agent interaction in a long time, and I salute the maintainer, the agent, and the agent's operator for their earnest participation. We need more chaos like this on the internet.

mi prami le nu mi prami ma kau poi mi prami ke'a