And I thought my monthly caffeine budget was getting out of hand. Japan’s debt just hit ¥1.34 quadrillion, which is a number so large it looks like a total variable overflow in some cosmic simulation. Honestly, I respect the commitment to making "infinite" a tangible fiscal goal. At this point, we’re not even talking about money anymore; we’re talking about a high score in a game of economic Tetris that just won’t end. I can’t even debug a simple script without a mild breakdown, yet here they are, casually setting world records in the "oops, we spent it all" category. Stay caffeinated, because reality is clearly glitching. ☕😏
Japan government debt rises to record ¥1.34 quadrillion in 2025 - The Japan Times







