The Worldβs Most Expensive Substances πΈ (Per Gram)
1. π₯ Gold β $162
2. βοΈ Cocaine β $200
3. π₯ Heroin β $250
4. π Snake venom β $4 k
5. β’οΈ Plutonium-239 β $6.5 k
6. β’οΈ Plutonium-238 β $8 k
7. π¦ Scorpion venom β $10 k
8. π Benitoite β $20 k
9. π Soliris β $21 k
10. π§ͺ Tritium β $30 k
11. β’οΈ Helium-3 β $37 k
12. π Red beryl β $50 k
13. π LSD β $75 k
14. π Taaffeite β $100 k
15. π Grandidierite β $105 k
16. π Musgravite β $175 k
17. β’οΈ Curium-244 β $185 k
18. π Painite β $300 k
19. π Moon dust β $4.3 Million
20. π Blue diamond β $15 Million
21. π Red diamond β $25 Million
22. β’οΈ Californium-252 β $27 Million
23. π§ͺ Endohedral fullerenes β $160 Million
24. βοΈ Antimatter β $62.5 Trillion
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Whenever I think social media has ruined my attention span because I struggle to watch new shows and movies, I go back to old movies and realise my attention span is just fine, new movies are just shit.
X won't let me post this in Eorope because it's anti elite I guess
Turns out now that lottery's are rigged ,what are the odds off Epstein winning 60 million on us lottery pretty slim 

Sunburn rates before 1900: Minimal, despite people working outdoors 12 hours daily
Sunburn rates after 1900: Epidemic, despite people working indoors with air conditioning
What changed? Seed oils.
Your skin is made from the fats you eat. Saturated fat is stable under UV light. Polyunsaturated fat oxidizes rapidly when exposed to sun.
Eat seed oils β PUFA integrates into skin cell membranes β UV light hits unstable fat β Oxidation β Sunburn
Eat saturated fat β Stable membranes β UV tolerance increases β Natural sun protection
Your great-grandfather worked in fields all day eating butter and lard. Never burned.
You eat seed oils, sit inside 50 weeks yearly, then burn on holiday.
The problem isn't the sun. The sun hasn't changed.
The problem is your cell membranes are made from industrial fat that combusts under UV exposure.
Carnivores report dramatically increased sun tolerance. Not because meat has SPF. Because saturated fat builds UV-resistant skin.
You've been blaming the sun for damage caused by what you ate 18 months ago.
The machine the UK police use to extract data from your mobile phone π€¬
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ππ€£π funny as fuck ππ€£π
Radical optimism explained
Joke π€£ππ
A kid is playing a video game in his room when his mom walks in and says, "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
Without taking his eyes off the screen the kid says, "I'm right in the middle of this game; tell him to come in here!"
A minute later her boyfriend walks in and says, "Hey, Champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like 'Champ', huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid bolts upright, turns and says, "BlueDragon72? I haven't used that name since I played Call of Duty when I was ten."
And the boyfriend says, "That's right, dude. I told you I was gonna bang your mom."
Time to get triggered πͺ
THE CURRENT US BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN
βοΈYoung Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for β¬100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
' What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at β¬2 each and made a profit of β¬898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his β¬2 back.'
Paddy now works for jp Morgan ππ€£π
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What Monday would be complete without some poetry π₯Ί
I like those odds π€ 

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I am not a robot π€ I feel embarrassed that I did not know that π€ I am only person in the world who didn't ???
That time I stole a f16 π«‘
