It was me
Mallard Beakman
MallardBeakman@primal.net
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
A year later, someone uploaded footage of a direct hit from the Tylertown, MS tornado on 3/15/25. The EF4 had max estimated winds of 170 mph. Unclear who the cameraman is or how he survived.
Lmao. The writers and actors screwed themselves with the strike. Producers went overseas and liked it better there.
It's starting to feel like spring at Mallard Gardens
A recruiter's AI assistant called me, I got into an argument with it, and now I don't think I'm getting the job
I know I should've done my research before buying it, but it turns out I'm REALLY unlikely to get anything solo mining with a BitAxe lottery miner. At least for the first few thousand years. 
SOUND UP. Absolutely wild footage from the Union City, MI tornado yesterday. This was likely Michigan's strongest tornado in decades.
I love watching storms roll in.
Orange cat does not like being held down
I miss the sun
Subscribed to Primal because why not
I've had the Bitaxe for a day. So far it found a hash with 117M difficulty. It looks like the difficulty requirement for the current difficulty epoch is 144T. Thus, I only need to find a hash that's about one million times more difficult than the most difficult one found so far.
If there are any bitcoin Daddies out there hmu
My dumb animal brain finds the washing machine to be visually stimulating
My autistic ass will always choose a cat over humans at a party
The Atlanta Fed building is starkly ornate for the area. Just beyond the Cherokee White Marble facade sits a 3,300-pound, 16-foot-wide cast bronze eagle.
Renovations of the building are ongoing.
I'm not sure what a "rack and pinion" is, but it sounds extravagant for this economy.
My straight friend jumped in the pool even though it's 48 degrees
This news segment on this kleptomaniac cat in Houston is amazing
Ugh all the hot bitcoiners are straight