This news segment on this kleptomaniac cat in Houston is amazing
Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
Ugh all the hot bitcoiners are straight
I sold bitcoin for the first time because I am distressed lol oops
If I ever hear the term "frame mogging" IRL I'm just going to leave the room
It's odd to think that we're all hurtling across the cosmos as we go about our daily lives.
Hair getting floofy
Literally me with the other gays
Is it weird that I think about bitcoin a lot
Some guy asked me what the equation on my T-shirt meant. I told him it was the formula for bitcoin's monetary supply. Then he slapped me and put his foot in my face
@ODELL can we get an update on how Lionel Shriver likes playing with her bitcoins
What a beautiful creature. And we know so little about them. 
Got rejected after a Zoom interview. It's not fair because they didn't even get to see how tall I am 😭
Getting laid off would've been a lot worse if I weren't saving in bitcoin.
So fucking horny
The App Store Accountability Act is getting more attention.
The proposed legislation requires "covered app store providers" to verify the ages of any "individual [who] creates an account."
"Covered app store," however, is defined broadly and seemingly encompasses free and open-source repositories such as F-Droid or Obtanium. 
Please kidnap me because I'm sexy not because I have bitcoin
It gets dark far too early now
I love the Piedmont. I'm a proud Piedmont person.
I'm never taking any autism test. I do not want to know.
Woofie loves you