They’re coming for our eyeballs I just know it

I had to go get cash the other day, and my bank totally closed the drive through. Deposits and withdrawals are now done at the ATMs. The ironic part was they stationed a worker out there to come and help people work out how to use the new atms. They still have an inside lobby, but I wonder when that just becomes an ATM as well.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try another nostr app

I don’t know if I believe in reincarnation this time around

Governments be like

What’s worse? Seeing somebody run into the bathroom or seeing someone run out of the bathroom?

I’m bilingual curious

I don’t care what anyone says, riding lime scooters is still fun

I refuse to believe @tacobell is real until they post a GM

Say GM to your mom from Bison. She’ll know what it means

I’m a sweat bird but don’t have the money to be one yet 😔

GM

Jobs with a tie will bleed you dry