I’d like to request everyone stop with the fucking fireworks. It’s not cool or interesting. It’s obnoxious. Stop. Happy New Year, ya twats.

The only bad thing about 2025 was Bitcoin didn’t do what I expected. Otherwise, what a year! - closed a line of business that was a drag on the company - hired a VP of Sales and expanded the part of our business that’s thriving - set up a foreign corp and got my family residency abroad - said good bye to our dog who was very old and tired - welcomed two cats into our family - bought a new house - kids doing great in school, with friends and at home - wife and I continue with habit of taking long walks together and focusing on each other - learned so much about so many different subjects - got a paddle board that fits the whole family and spent time on the water - sold an RV we never used - made progress on healing an old injury - averaged 8675 steps a day - wrote and self published my first book, The Winds Of Uncertainty www.satoshigeneral.com

Narrator: as the shitcoiners and suitcoiners pursued “tokenization”, the Bitcoiners explored Tolkienization by opting out and moving in large numbers into emergent communities, some of which resembled J.R. Tolkien’s hobbit shires. They grew happy and healthy and their babies thrived as the rest of the world devolved into chaos and immorality.

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ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

Elon said something like: the most entertaining outcome is the most likely outcome. So my 2026 Bitcoin prediction is that JP Morgan Chase fails when they get blown out on short games they have been playing with the Bitcoin price. Source: me. Evidence: none. But wouldn’t that be a cool timeline?

Getting together with other Bitcoiner’s be like….

Ok, I’m calling it now. $1M Bitcoin by the end of 2025. @Samson Mow LFG! 🚀

I’m getting FOMO for Silver. I’m disciplined enough not to chase the rabbit, but I feel the urge. When Bitcoin maxis start feeling FOMO for other forms of “hard money”, you know things are about to rip. When I finally give in and buy a few ounces of physical silver at my local coin shop I’ll let y’all know since that will likely mark the local top in PM’s and a rotation into Bitcoin. 🤣

I’m usually very polite toward my chatGPT but a hoe gotta know when she crosses that line.

The longer you stay humbled, the higher the 🚀. The higher the 🚀, the bigger the draw down.