Friend:
I actually gave a speech on quantum teleportation
Me:
Oh God ily
But no you didn't
I know why you're doing this
I made everyone feel dumb and you think quantum physics is easy... It's not... But omg my dick gets hard when people want to theorize with me... I absolutely LOVE it.
So.. yes please... Tell me more about your fictitious mock up Ted talk.... Absolutely.
Friend:
Something something lackluster explanation
Me:
That's ok
Keep trying
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