Tomorrow, I set out on a quest. Thousands of miles will be traversed. Dragons of bureaucracy must be slain. I shall be beset on all sides by goblins begging for my shit. My shit must not be lost. I will not lose my shit. I must not. My shit must stay with me to my destination, or the quest is forfeit

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Hold onto your shit. Protect it with your life. Here, take this with you image
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Troy 1 month ago
May you be blessed with the scissors named "Crimson Bane", to slay the red tape wyrm; and hold fast to the shield of privacy and balance.