Israel has announced its troops will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to concerns they would have to fight grown men, rather than unarmed women and children.
An IDF spokesman told me via Zoom from his cosy Tel Aviv bunker: “Just because we started this war, doesn’t mean our soldiers should be the ones to fight it. We expect the Americans to fight for us, just like they did in Iraq and Afghanistan. AIPAC has spent a lot of money on their politicians and we demand a return on our investment.”


IDF not joining US ground invasion because it's only comfortable fighting women and children
Israel has announced its troops will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to concerns they would have to fight grown men, rath...